Nate Price 

peace is boring, but peaceful

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Video footage posted earlier on Chinese TikTok shows the moment that a Russian surface-to-air missile suffered a major mechanical failure during today’s large-scale Ukrainian drone and missile attack against Moscow, causing the missile to strike and blow the top off of a tank at the Moscow Oil Refinery.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

@NancyMace That’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

You left the toilet seat up

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Your grandfather that fought in WWII seeing you refer to your email job as “the trenches”

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Gorlock vs. Sean Strickland!

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

“He’s been laughing at memes all day”

Show him a video of a chinese man falling 300 feet straight onto the concrete

make his body fucking explode

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Where interracial marriage was illegal in 1966 America

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

A golfer isn’t responsible for a broken window at a house on the course.

Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

Somebody gotta stop her 🤣

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

Neil is a scientist, if he saw,evidence of God he would accept it

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

The economy watching you study hard for jobs that barely exist

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I used to think this ending was unrealistic

why would anyone just throw away $1,000,000s of dollar worth of their children and grandchildren’s inheritance for a brief moment of relief

then i learned about boomers and it all made sense

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

How does one say, “Quiet, piggy” in Slovenian?

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

I am NEVER deleting Twitter.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

[Chummy @md10holloway2]

All I know is, the Patriots be FUCKIN

[John Christo @WhitePepperESQ]

Dianna Russini be like:
“No honey, i named him mike after my grandfather’s ex-best friend’s roommate. Stop being paranoid”

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “If you steal from the poor, you become rich. If you steal from the wealthy, you go to prison. There’s only one direction where you can do unlimited theft. Wage theft is the most consequential amount of theft that takes place in the United States of America”

[doomer @uncledoomer]

when will these storage wars end? theyve taken the lives of too many good men