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Jon Gruden was hired through Cameo to reveal a fantasy football league’s draft order—and he was deeply disturbed by the team names.
“Some of your team names are very disappointing and concerning. Some of you need clinical help.”
Gruden then announced “Jacob’s Daddy,” “Andy’s Nuts,” “Vodell’s D Balls” and “Justin Tugger” before calling the final manager “a sick human being.”
An all-time Cameo.
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The scariest people aren’t always the ones who raise their voices.
Del doesn’t need to accuse Marty and Bruce over and over. Instead, he tells a calm little story about someone who stole just five dollars and makes it clear that, to him, the amount was never the point.
When trust is broken, even a small betrayal can become a death sentence.
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Shane Gillis Gets Asked A Wild Caitlin Clark vs. Angel Reese Question
Caleb Pressley: “If Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese were in the Civil War, who would be the North and who would be the South?”
Shane Gillis: “I think… Caitlin’s from Iowa, so she’d be the North.”
Shane Gillis: “Oh god. You got me on that one.”
POWERFUL: #Packers WR J. Michael Sturdivant shared an emotional message on Instagram after making the 53-man roster.
“I’m writing this with tears of joy streaming down my face and can’t believe I can tell this little kid that his dreams were never out of reach.”
Special.
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Dibs don’t like Shane?
You’d think the guy who gave him a career would still be cool with him. Weird that Dibs ain’t in the last interviews.
Is this the last season of Tires?
Shane Gillis tried fighting Joe Rogan...
It did not end well 😂
Bro people forget that Rogan is a legitimate martial artist. He's not just that DMT guy that trains a lot.
Probably not on Jonah Hill's level but still.
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Sophie Cunningham Gets Asked If She’d Make Money On OnlyFans If The WNBA Screws Her 😭
Caleb Pressley: “If the WNBA screws you, you’ll find a Plan B.”
Sophie Cunningham: “Not Plan B. Project B.”
Caleb Pressley: “Do you think you even need the leagues? Or could you just make money on OnlyFans?”
Sophie Cunningham: “No, I think you do need the leagues, because that’s what gives you the platform to have all these fans.”
Sophie Cunningham: “Maybe Plan B should support that platform.”
🚨 BREAKING! : 🇺🇸🔥 Trump just declared TOTAL WAR on the IRS! A plan to replace federal income tax with tariffs and restore America’s pre-1913 prosperity. The IRS is DONE — and the American people finally WIN.
🇺🇸🔥 THE BOMBSHELL – TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON FEDERAL INCOME TAX
Shane’s best trick is making reckless opinions sound like accidental thoughts. 😂 Some premises are smarter than they first look; Stand up comedy and others survive almost entirely on timing and facial expressions. That’s the danger of his style—when the delivery hits, mediocre writing suddenly looks brilliant.
Charles Barkley has called them the two most important figures in NBA history for turning around a league that “wasn’t making any money” and had image problems, noting Michael Jordan later took it further
Larry Legend and Showtime. What a pair....
Taylor Swift reacting to the most legendary post-LASIK footage of all time 😂
The headless banana crisis + “I’m not asleep, my mind is alive” is pure comedy gold.
Her face when Jimmy reveals her mom filmed it? Iconic.
TODAY IN SPORTS HISTORY: 107 years ago today, a 21 year old shipping clerk talked his boss into giving him $500 for football uniforms.
That meat company went out of business two years later.
Its name is still on the field every Sunday.
August 11, 1919. Green Bay, Wisconsin. Population around 15,000.
A group of local athletes crowd into the editorial room of the Green Bay Press-Gazette. Most of them are former high school players from Green Bay East and West.
Two men called the meeting.
Earl "Curly" Lambeau was 21. He'd been a standout at Green Bay East, then went to Notre Dame and made Knute Rockne's varsity team as a freshman, before a brutal case of tonsillitis ended it and sent him home.
He needed a job, so he took one as a shipping clerk at the Indian Packing Company, a canned meat outfit.
But he still wanted to play football.
The other man was George Whitney Calhoun, the city editor at the Press-Gazette. A newspaperman who could put anything he wanted in front of the entire town.
They'd been talking about it all summer. Calhoun started running ads in his own paper inviting players to show up.
Then Lambeau went to his boss and asked for money.
The Indian Packing Company gave him $500 for uniforms and equipment, plus use of the company athletic field. There was one condition.
The team had to carry the company's name.
Two days later, the Press-Gazette referred to them in print as the Packers for the first time.
That's it. That's the whole origin. A canned meat sponsorship agreement.
They played home games at Hagemeister Park, which had no real seating. Fans stood along the sidelines and passed a hat around to pay the players.
They went 10-1 that first season.
In 1921 they joined the league that would become the NFL. They immediately went broke and forfeited the franchise, and Lambeau had to scramble to find new backers to get it back.
Meanwhile the Indian Packing Company was already gone. Sold to Acme Packing, and out of existence by 1921.
The sponsor lasted about two years. The name has lasted 107.
And the rest of it is the most improbable story in American sports.
Green Bay is the smallest market in the entire NFL, by an enormous margin, in a league where every other small market team folded or moved decades ago. The Duluth Eskimos. The Pottsville Maroons. The Canton Bulldogs. All gone.
The Packers survived because in 1923 they did something no other team has ever done. They sold shares to the public and became a community owned, non profit corporation.
No billionaire owner. No threat to relocate. The fans literally own the team.
That's why they're still there.
Thirteen NFL championships, more than any franchise in history. Four Super Bowls. Curly Lambeau won six titles as coach before he resigned in 1949, and the stadium carries his name. Vince Lombardi won five in seven years, and the Super Bowl trophy carries his.
Don Hutson. Bart Starr. Reggie White. Brett Favre. Aaron Rodgers.
All of it traces back to a 21 year old with tonsillitis asking a meatpacking plant for uniform money on this day in 1919.
The oldest team name still in use in the NFL belongs to a company that has not existed since Woodrow Wilson was president.
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