Brody Lowroller

[Brody Lowroller @NateKelly88]

@ChipotleTweets this online order only thing at your locations is absolute butt cheeks. Do better.

[Brody Lowroller @NateKelly88]

@UberFacts @SpiritAirlines worst experience of my entire life traveling. Garbage company with garbage employees

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

#RIP to a legend, Eddie Van Halen. So sad!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Irish word for ladybug/ladybird is "bòín dé."

It means "God's Little Cow."

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I. Am. Uncomfortably. Aroused.

[adri @rofnl]

customers really come up to me and ask “when this whole covid thing gonna be over?” Lmfao bro idk let me go ask my manager

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

The CDC hasn’t said anything about putting a MoonPie underneath your mask and just licking on it all day have they

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language.

[Ken McGraw @KenMcGraw]

I’m in an insane Facebook Christmas group and they are gearing up for Christmas in July. I haven’t been kicked out of the group yet, but I’m trying very hard. A THREAD

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Earth is still round. #SpaceX

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I’m Guy Fieri, and you’re watching Food Network

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Brody Lowroller @NateKelly88]

@wildboggs This is the only tweet. Close twitter down for good.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/d5bMUpcCLr

[Brody Lowroller @NateKelly88]

How do people with no arms brush their teeth?

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I’m Guy Fieri, and we’re rollin’ out... on the campaign trail 🇺🇸 #Guy2020

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Mister Rogers first asked, ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor?’ on Feb. 19, 1968.

His show debuted exactly 52 years ago.

[Brody Lowroller @NateKelly88]

@ITYSL @miketbolduc

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Four mysteries of the Universe that continue to elude top researchers:

1) What is the origin of Life?

2) What is the nature of Dark Matter?

3) What preceded the Big Bang?

4) What does the Refrigerator Light do after you close the door?