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[Wolfetone @NateMathews_ABC]

@AlfredAlfer77 @elonmusk I have to construct my diddyship powered by baby oil reactors to return to freak off planet

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@horridhandle He better start headminning then

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Vulture Ceremony

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@DogZer038848 Brutus!
Brutus!
Brutus!
Brutus!

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

You should express anger so rarely that when you do, everyone who witnesses it is shocked, appalled, and embarrassed by the gravity of the situation.

“You made HIM mad? Yeesh…”

A very good way to live.

[Wolfetone @NateMathews_ABC]

Alright lads, which ship are we taking the refugees from Tel-Aviv to Madagascar on: The Vasa, The Northumbria, or The Titanic?

[Sanguinis itinera @SanguinisI]

The look of the Flying Dutchman was partially inspired by the Vasa. On August 1628, the Swedish warship sank less than a mile into her maiden voyage in Stockholm harbor, becoming a tragic example of institutional failure. It's now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm.

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@DrFartFetish Big ups JCaesar187

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@whitemorph @EsoStalker May your hearts be hairy and your days be merry

[Kyle With a Hard R @whitemorph]

@EsoStalker Ain't nothing wrong with being bald on your head as long as you aren't bald in your heart

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@JigokuCake @Judaschu hell yeah

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Life imitates fart

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@DogZer038848 A Gerudo, a Reneger, and someone Keemstar just yelled at walk into a bar.

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@DogZer038848 @TemplarsRoar HIS WHOLE CHANNEL?!
Broooo...
So I've been thinking about who this could have been & there's a non-0 chance it's Groypers/Nicksuckers, as Miley's pulled the knife out on em b4. It could have also been rabid Zionists, as Mikey's pro-Iran-war-ending. Then there's the usual suspects

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Gav Thorpe gets all the hate this guy actually deserves

[Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber @HMBohemond]

I'm gonna be honest, we need more Black Library author slander memes out there.

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@AHomelyHouse Are Hobbitholes the future of drone-proof housing?

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Just made a 5 star days dinner of butter-ginger carrots, salmon & biscuits (to mop up the leftover butter) and my dad didn't like it because the carrots weren't cooked enough (my mom specifically asked me to cook them less and she's sleeping happily after enjoying it so fuck'em)

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@Boronrods151563 Fuck Microsoft CoPilot, how dare you put your AI slop bot in my cockpit, now it takes 5 seconds for right click to work. Fuck you Microslop, FFFFFFuck you Microslop.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

A good friend once informed me that my colleagues in DC were playing checkers, not chess.

My late wife Rhonda, who had met these politicians on several occasions, corrected him,

“they’re chewing on the checkers and arguing about which tastes better… red or black.”

So true.

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@OldHollowTree It will appear to you when you need it most. Stepmom magic.

[RJ Moreau 🇧🇹 @toxictiramisu]

CIA and USAID, through the INPOLSE front, ran programs that trained Latin American police in torture, interrogation & covert ops. Trainees returned home to join death squads that carried out assassinations, kidnappings, repression & extermination campaigns alongside CIA advisors.

[Wolfetone @NateMathews_ABC]

@PODAWFUL I hate the term parasocial. Parasocial is a term created less than a century ago to describe the concept of a fanclub for something like a movie star. It has nothing to do with peoples' consciousness melding together after prolonged engagement on the internet.