Nathaniel Picklesimer

Hey yall! My name’s Nate and I’m a Cancer. I’m a retired doctor born in 1801 and I’ve lived for over 225 years. if you see me posting nonsense mind ya business

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@shovel4312 @gjuhrehl Cheese balls you cantankerous dweeb

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Today is the day of my balloons🎉
#225stillkickin

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TODAY IS THE ONE AND ONLY PICKLE BALLOON DAY!!!!!🎉🎊

#224yall

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Adding to the lore: just found out I was named after my dad’s brother, who was born in approximately 1773!

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5 years ago today this legendary image was taken
@BirdCreed

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IT IS THE DAY OF THE PICKLE!!!

#223years
#imold
#oldestguytoevertweet

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Getting older is the difference between doing a cool jump and saying “yea boy” vs “oooooh shouldn’t have done that”

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Every summer I say I’m not going to get a farmers tan but every summer I end up with one. me and Ra have beef over this

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maüs

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actually going away, just getting a new exterior. But that home button will be sorely missed.

Thank you for seven years little man.

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Well… todays the day y’all.

My phone is officially 7 years old today and has put up with me the whole time. I learned everything I know about technology and the internet from this lil guy. It’s been there for too many major life events to count. THREAD

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made to transfer to a newer model. I’ll sure miss this one. It’s been a great phone. If you can teach a 223 year old man how to use Twitter you must be a talented little device.
All of my stuff will be transferred to the new phone, so it’s not like this one is

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Comepltelt random but I had a different child ask “what is this?” when she attempted to brush the horse’s…….. bits ………

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I was asked the dreaded question today: “how do you tell a boy horse from a girl horse?”

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BALLOON DAY FOR THA PICKLE!!!!! 222 BABYYYYY

[Out Of Context Bill And Ted @OutofcontextB_T]

HAPPY BILL AND TED DAY DUDES‼️ PARTY ON 🎉 #BillandTedDay

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ITS BILL AND TED DAY @OutofcontextB_T

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(Just like me)

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Met a 4 year old who was born on my birthday; I’ve been reincarnated. Also she is awesome.

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6 whole years with my phone!!! Happy birthday lil guy!!

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Happy happy birthday to my phone!!! 5 whole years it’s put up with my shenanigans 🎉🎉

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More trail ride shenanigans… my horse jumped a log perfectly, like Olympic level jumper, but my awful balance sent me eating dirt in the middle of the woods. Got a bruised butt but an overall great time 10/10

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OH I forgot to tell y’all I went on a trail ride and as per usual with me and trail rides it was INTERESTING. After being nearly yote by a tree branch I ended up with two large bruises and a shredded shirt but heck it was fun