nate

[Lucilfer @cat_maxxxed]

How ima pull up on yo girl in a Tesla roadster

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Looking at my old Instagram stories and seeing the girls that used to like them

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Watch Ronald Araujo's first interview after signing on loan for the Reds over on All Red Video 📺

[Bronny @__bronny]

Yo con mi semen: jajajaj hice una telaraña en mi mano

LeBron con su semen:

[nate @NateRebello_]

VITINHA ARE YOU MADDD

[nate @NateRebello_]

tropheé des champions.

[vel @churchmouseirl]

the lion hadnt really thought about it that way

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

I still remember the phone numbers, birthdays, and pet names of every girl I've loved

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Fabrizio has mastered hype. Tell me your nan coming over doesn't sound exciting if you say "Your nan is dreaming of visiting your house. She has no contact with the bingo hall. Her wishes are clear. In a few moments her bus will arrive and then it's here we go"

[♰ @reeceollld]

i want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that i am funny

[jax 🧸 @mothmaryy]

gen z’s trying to cancel final destination?

[melv☆ @melvsolar]

you’d think diet pepsi was billie jean

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter

[Async @AsyncRondo]

“I don’t want to come across like a woke asshole, but like… women have it hard.”

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

(Failed movie pitch)

So imagine like a ton of dalmations. Like an absurd amount. I’m talking thirty, thirty five dalmations.

[ravn @mfnravn]

my plug sold me a new strain called rosa parks n i ain’t got up from my seat

[Tim the Shitposting Linguist @LinguisticsShi1]

In Spanish, "non-binary" is either "no binario" or "no binaria" depending on gender