The Good Pastor French Montana

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[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

@hannahbomana No one is left on Twitter to see I liked this

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

It’s gotta feel good as fuck to drift one of those Chicago street sweepers

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Colman Domingo had that belt off seven minutes into this Michael movie

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

I love getting high in my flamingo shirt

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Just saw 14 toddlers leashed together, an auspicious sign for the spring

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Got yogurt on my hoodie, looks like I nutted on myself. Might as well go home

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

If your coworker is bad at the job, they shouldn’t be allowed to laugh on the clock

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Finding out your elementary school principal died six years ago really puts a damper on the day

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Work actually sucks more somehow when you don’t have your boy there for a full week

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

people keep countering my spells and it’s pissing me off. like stop ? im trying to win ?? wtf is your problem

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Sam Darnold Drake Maye Super Bowl I’m SICK

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

There’s a story behind every half full glass with a straw still in it left on the bus

[Kerrcarr 🌘🟡🌘🌘 (🔴)🌘 🟡🌘🌘🌘 @Kerrcarr01]

Oh you KNOW the Star Wars Universe’s equivalent to Facebook Marketplace is insane

[𝖍𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 🗡️ @rvnefox_]

2025 might have sucked but at least I never relied on Grok or ChatGPT because I’m not a fucking moron

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

If there’s nothing to do at work eventually you’ll end up hearing a French Montana song by accident

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Don’t just walk up to me and start pulling grapes out of your pocket with no explanation

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

Puka Nacua is family, he’s always welcome in my house

[The Good Pastor French Montana @NateThePanda]

The joy of your favorite band releasing a new devastating piece of music