Sean Prescott

I regret forgetting to wear a condom.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule shut up

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@CometKaty Nathan's father. Unfortunately.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@CometKaty HA!

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@OliveWasTaken Nathan is the reason I considered getting castrated.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@OliveWasTaken Nobody likes Nathan.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@CometKaty Nathan is a punk bitch.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

Let's be honest. @PrescottsRule's entire life is just a prank gone wrong.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

Sometimes, I wonder if Nathan could go a day without being annoying.

But that's as likely as Justin Bieber releasing a song that isn't shit

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

The moment Nathan was born was the moment I stopped believing in God.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule I will literally kill you with that safe.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule Sorry. Roid rage.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule I swear to God, I will take the corpse of one of your cats, and shove it SO FAR UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, IF YOU YELL AGAIN.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule Don't fucking yell, you little asshat. I have the worst hangover from trying to drink myself into a coma because of you.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule Well, I'm glad that they taught you how to be a pussy before they passed.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

Dear @PrescottsRule, I hope a cat pisses in your mouth while you sleep.

Love, dad.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

I come back after a month, and Nathan is still a bitch.

Fuck this. I'm leaving again.

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule Chill, bro

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule But it's just a prank, bro

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

@PrescottsRule Can I kill you as a prank

[Sean Prescott @NateWasAMistake]

I'm seeing #EndSamPepper everywhere.

How about #EndNathanPrescott