Nate Wolffe

Wellington Phoenix tragic and all-round nerd. Twitch:

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@cons_owned Even here in New Zealand, minimum is $18/hr (soon to be $20/hr, or ~US$14), plus 4 weeks paid leave minimum and up to 6 months paid parental leave. And it’s even cheaper than Denmark. Face it Americans, your system is flawed and a lie sold to you by billionaires that don’t care

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EMERGENCY PODCAST TIME BOYS @MattP1Tommy @MattP1Gallagher @TomP1Bellingham Gasly regains Monaco Grand Prix podium place after Alpine's Right of Review successful https://t.co/uGz11ONxMB

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@f1trollofficial OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD, YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW THIS WAS GOING TO BE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MattP1Gallagher was watching the quali breakdown and my daughter came in to ask me a question, and I paused it to talk to her. This jumpscare greeted me as I looked back….

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@betting_unit @Arsenal @_DeclanRice Why are these videos 5 hours long?

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@TomP1Bellingham @ErikvHaren If Yuki also fails, I want the apologies for Liam to be as loud as those being made to Checo rn. I hope he succeeds for his sake (and Liam in the VCARB too, assuming it’s just a swap of drivers), but tbh I’m not confident

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@MattP1Gallagher What are red bull doing with that second seat? I feel for Liam, he’s basically been the guinea pig for Max. First the wing change just before the race, then keeping him on slick tyres on a clearly wet track, now giving him a different nose for most of the only practice 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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@MattP1Gallagher @TomP1Bellingham well news from Melbourne, can confirm it is currently raining, so at the very least you’ll get your wet to dry race

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@WgtnPhoenixFC ISHIGE THAT TOUCH WAS DISGUSTING!!!

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@InternetH0F From experience, two things are almost certain guarantees. If you’re a tourist, it’ll be both the best laxative you’ve ever used, and the tastiest thing you have ever had to drink in your whole damn life. I’m taking a bag of each

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@aleaguemen You know it’s been a great week when there is a legitimate chance a bicycle kick doesn’t win goal of the week

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@NepentheZ Only thing I could see them using as evidence is Solanke was never going for the ball, only for Raya. Still a poor decision

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@WgtnPhoenixFC @aleaguemen @Wellington_NZ @greaterwgtn @AKLFootball24 @NZ_Football @Change My club 😂😂🤣 hey if you think about it, at least this ensures 3 away games from next season onwards are actually home games….

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@KaiserChiefy @pineynz 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

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@PatrickTimmons1 Only player over $80k that never comes up in conversations about living up to their price tags. Simply amazing

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@WgtnPhoenixFC @SparkNZ These are the games that win titles. Massive win away from home with half a squad. Simply amazing

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@JacobSpoonley And we have Macarthur next week, so if we win that we’re potentially 8 points clear

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@pineynz Nix fan, but to play the devils advocate it looks like it may have bounced off her chest/abdomen into the arm from the angle I’ve seen, what’s the laws on that? In the Prem body into arm is not a handball, but happy to be corrected

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@TheRealALM GD is a more accurate way of determining overall performances, cos it shows how dominant the team has been throughout the season more than just scarping a few wins together (where less wins would mean overall more draws to have the same points). This coming from a Nix fan.

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@TheRealALM Every time he saves a penalty, his net worth doubles

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@KaiserChiefy @aleaguemen Gonna be honest, didn’t expect to see a @CriticalRole gif in relation to the A-Liga, but now complaining 🤣