foothater12

he/him

[foothater12 @Nate_fishy]

@just_the_crustt no

[foothater12 @Nate_fishy]

@sexysandwich672 @aqueminienjoyer u wild dawg

[WH @hastifliche]

i think pulling a plate-armoured nobleman off his horse with a billhook and then beating him to death with hammers alongside your boys would be unique among human experiences. closest you get these days is eating crab

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

this came to me in a dream

[Joseph @cupohjo]

new sleep paralysis demon just dropped

[the cunt of bay ridge @cuntofbayridge]

Burping is just farting backwards

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

bro this ad goes so fucking hard lmao

[foothater12 @Nate_fishy]

woke culture has gone too far

[foothater12 @Nate_fishy]

corn on my left
corn on my right

[Dan Mahboubian Rosen @thedanrosen]

People wonder why Jews are neurotic. It’s because the chill ones didn’t make it. Every Jew you meet is the descendent of a Jew 200 years ago who was like “yo, the vibes are off. Let’s get on a boat.”

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Did it just get fatter in here, or is it almost Fat Bear Week?

[foothater12 @Nate_fishy]

@aqueminienjoyer @dinnerlover12 care to explain

[Cinnamon Poptart Supremacy @just_the_crustt]

I want an army of crows

[foothater12 @Nate_fishy]

@LedermanLena