Nate Petersen

Student at Holberton - NH Cohort 0/ Cohort 8. Eater of foods. Defender of munchkins.

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@Iearnsomethlng No wonder it’s so yummy!

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Don’t forget to take a minute today to remember that it’s the Hindenburg’s fault we don’t all get to take blimps to work today. Life could have been great... #History

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@AuMayeung That feeling when you hit your soda with your elbow and just before it spills all over you save it. Then you delete your backups, use sed to delete 3 letters after every ‘.’ in all files on the system, git add -A, git commit, push to master, then go out and buy a lottery ticket.

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Christmas Christmas Christmas!!!! The presents! The Jesus! The trees! And most importantly, the wrapping paper!

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Pro Tip: Set your alarm an hour early so you can take a quick nap before work. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: If you’re at a bank late at night, it’s polite to let everyone know you’re not a threat by sliding behind them at the ATM and nibbling on their ear. Just one though! Two would be considered creepy. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: Making paper out of poison ivy is a great way to personalize those baby shower invitations. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: If you get the urge to code something in JavaScript, stop and seek immediate attention from either a therapist or strangers. Just be sure to fill that hole in your heart with something before you make a mistake that can't be undone. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: If you've lost your charger, stick two paperclips into a wall socket and set both ends into a plastic cup full of water. Set your phone into the water and bam! Instant home-brew charger. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: When they tell you they don't want you to work while you're on vacation - they really want you to work while you're on vacation. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: Get rich quick schemes are only frowned upon if they don't work. If you'd like to get information on one that does, Venmo $10 to my account. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: A nice ramen bowl doubles as a lovely hat. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: Curling is less of a sport than cURLing is. Remember that. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: Putting your trash outside your apartment door is the universal signal that you're a douchebag. Don't be a douchebag. I'm looking at you apartment 4C. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: Doctors are all in the pocket of Big Water - humans don't even really need the stuff. Don't be a stooge and stop drinking water today! #ProTip

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Pro Tip: Every pen is refillable - just take a permanent marker, uncap it and tape it to the front of your pen. Attach a string to the back of the permanent marker and spin vigorously until all ink is removed from the permanent marker. You're welcome. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: Have you run out of chapstick? Keep those lips kissable and in a pinch, a bit of gasoline will do the trick. #ProTip

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It begins... https://t.co/f3UgZeEIvs

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Pro Tip: need to do laundry but out of laundry soap? Just use a bottle of dish soap instead! The extra bubbles mean it’s getting extra clean. #ProTip

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Pro Tip: when driving on the freeway, impress the other drivers by showing them how good you are at quickly switching lanes inches from their bumper without making contact. More honks = more cheering. #ProTip