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just shit I think is funny

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

WHERE DID THE LION FANS GO???

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

WHY NOT US?!?!?

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I’m already sick of @Jahmyr_Gibbs1. Move around somewhere bro damn

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

CNN has obtained footage of Diddy repeatedly beating his then girlfriend Cassie in a hotel hallway.

I want to note that Kimora Lee Simmons has warned people about Diddy’s conduct for years, and she has either been attacked for doing so or ignored. Diddy also threatened to hit her when she was pregnant.

Major story by @EWagmeister @TheSandraG

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Atlanta is not expected to take another quarterback.

[Michael Bibi @MichaelBibi1]

I still don’t have hair, body hurts & immune systems wacked…but it’s not gonna stop my groove.

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Me and the fellas headed to the bar to drink a million beers, lose a million parlays, and talk to zero women

[J 🅴 @CamNewtonFan69]

Kentucky lost to One Tree Hill 😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

don’t let your college football Saturday distract you from the fact that Kentucky just lost to UNCW

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

Georgia Tech 72, No. 7 Duke 68

UNC Wilmington 80, No. 12 Kentucky 73

Drexel 57, No. 18 Villanova 55

That's three of the biggest programs in the sport all taking losses today to teams that were ranked outside of the top 125 at KenPom this morning.

[Mook @ConnorMook_]

I drunk called my HS prom date last night and asked her why she wasn’t at the local bar.

Haven’t spoken to her in years

she was at home with her fiancé and new puppy prepping to host thanksgiving for her family

I’m on fire

[J. Kyle Mann @jkylemann]

shai’s face is killing me

[(n) @GlightyearV2]

PG doing a fucking deadlift tryna pick that fat ass nigga up 😭😭😭

[B1G_Ryan @B1G_Ryan]

This shit is so gross man. The normalization of sports gambling and integrating it with leagues, teams, media, and broadcasters is insanely horrible longterm. I cannot even begin to describe how much I hate this.

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

Sam Howell may officially be the best QB from the 2022 draft class and it’s not particularly close.

Howell currently has more completions (235) than every QB in the NFL.

More passing yards (2,471) than every QB in the NFL besides one (Tua Tagovailoa).

More passing TD’s (14) this season than Kenny Pickett has in his entire career (13).

And he’s doing it all while being the most sacked QB in the entire league (44 sacks).

Just three QB’s from the 2022 draft class remain starters in the NFL (Kenny Pickett, Sam Howell, Brock Purdy).

And Howell, the 5th round pick, looks the most complete of all of them 😳

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Every NBA team gotta player who looks exactly like this

[JPA @jasrifootball]

The #Commanders managed to come back from a 21-3 deficit to beat the #Broncos yesterday…

This series was a huge reason why. Daron Payne SINGLEHANDELY caused a 3-and-out by making key plays on every single down.

1st down - sacks Russell Wilson
2nd down - tackle for a loss
3rd down - pass deflection

You CAN’T ask for more. @94yne 👏

(🎥: @nfl)

[John SUMIF() (fan) @johnsummif]

still can’t believe sommer ray ripped losing control lmfao

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Kolo Toure went to ridiculous lengths to get laid.

For two years, the City defender led a secret double life, posing as a used car salesman to woo his student mistress.

From secret families to surprises in the shower, this is the story of Kolo's con trick...

Our story begins in the 2am drizzle outside a Manchester nightclub.

After deploying his famous Ivorian charm, Kolo Toure swaps numbers with 22-year-old student Kessel Kasuisyo.

The pair agree to meet at a hotel the next day.

To keep his identity a secret, Kolo cooks up an elaborate alter ego.

He is Francois, a successful Ghanaian car salesman named, who moved to Manchester as a student.

“I told him he looked familiar” Kessel later recalled, “but he just said maybe he looks like somebody.

"He said he sold cars in Africa and did some charity work.”
Not a football fan, Kessel has no clue who he really is.

Over two years, Kolo lives a double life, sneaking round to the student’s council flat disguised with a baseball cap and a pair of Top Gun aviators.

He buys her “sexy white lingerie”, and calls from private numbers so she “doesn't waste her money calling.”

And the act doesn't stop there.

In an Oscar-worthy performance, Toure gets down on one knee with a diamond ring, professing his love.

And when he disappears for a few months, he has an explanation for that too.

Kolo claims he was back in Ghana flogging second hand Range Rovers, but the reality is slightly different.

He was in the Ivory Coast… marrying his actual wife.
So how is Kolo’s exhausting charade eventually rumbled?

The City defender always insisted his student lover didn’t take any photos of him, but one day, she sneakily grabs one while he's in the shower.
She shows the picture to a friend, who instantly recognises the footballing megastar and urges her to google “Kolo Toure”.

After discovering photos of her beau lifting the Premier League trophy, as well as snaps from his recent wedding, the game is up.

Farewell Francois, Ghana’s most celebrated car salesman…