NATE

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Jeremy Clarkson says benefits claimants should be forced to write a genuine thank you email to a random worker every week

“It is SO kind of you to go to work every day so that I don’t have to. Thanks to you I was able to buy an even bigger television this week”

[SpursOTM @SpurOTM]

This new Djed Spence chant 😭

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Roll on Wednesday.

[cole @c_0L_e]

Maybe the best tweet I’ve ever seen

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

Thomas Tuchel’s face when he thought John Stones injured his shoulder 🤣🤣🤣

This squad has fantastic character 😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

That Dan Burn cameo

[SpursOTM @SpurOTM]

Harry Kane 🫂 Peter Crouch

COYS 🤍

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Tuchel: “Nothing silly lads we need to try and keep hold of this lead”

Quansah:

[- @sharpy9894]

Mexico can get fucked, high altitude, hot temperature, home advantage you’re getting ironed out you’ve got three days left in this tournament enjoy it and then get ready to get fucked in arse on your own turf

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

The more I think about this the angrier I get - work your arse off to give loads of it away in tax. Do the responsible thing, save up - just to give loads of it away in tax. And what do you get to show for it? Just more people with their hand out, demanding more money from you.

[Jonny B ג'וני ברהם @jonnybraham]

Daddy’s trust fund couldn’t save them now
These 4 terrorists who must have thought it was “so cool” to break into and vandalise equipment and then commit abh, now have years to reflect on the consequences of their actions

Fighting for a cause, when the cause would never fight for you is hysterical

Don’t drop the soap !!

[Adam Sellers @YisraelChaiAdam]

Just like to remind everyone whilst you’re enjoying the sun this weekend, these 4 are starting their 6 year sentences in a dark dingy cell. And it’s fucking hilarious. Thank you.

[TGE @TGE_LDNM]

Relieved this one’s showing his true colours & greens are finally being seen as the lunatics they are. Smashing a young female police officers spine with a sledgehammer is not acceptable protest in civilised society. Nor is criminal damage. & this is the stuff he says in public

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Wouldn’t it be nice to see Keir Starmer hold a press conference today telling people how they should behave when they come here instead of the one we’re going to get tomorrow telling us how to behave while people are trying to cut our heads off.

[Olly🇾🇪 @ClassAOlly20]

Fucking pikey month😂😂😂

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Fuck right off, who’s on VAR? Stevie Wonder? 🤣🤣

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Mohammed Fahir Amaaz and Muhammad Amaad have been cleared over the alleged assault of a male police officer at Manchester Airport

Two juries failed to reach a verdict and no further trial will take place

[VYT @VYTLDS]

HAAAS ANYONE SEEN

THIRD WORLD LOVING
TAX RAISING
MUSLIM PANDERING
CONSTANT LYING
WORKING CLASS ABANDONING
ELDERLY SACRIFICING
PAEDOPHILE DEFENDING
SPINELESS TRAITORS

LABOUR