Whit S. Puthie

Head of the U.S. Department of Macrophalli

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

@NebsGoodTakes https://t.co/HzqfzU39wh

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Medical experts are now saying that Charlie Kirk probably didn't even have enough time alive after the incident to recognize the irony of it.

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

They caught my GOAT in 4k!! 😭😭😭

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Happy bday to my hard-working sis @YesJulz!!! Wish I was with u tonight to celebrate it with you. Enjoy and have fun like u always do!

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

@afuckingbelmont @FastbreakHoops5 Why would Kobe be the Hornets' best draft pick if he was immediately traded and never wore a Hornets jersey?

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

Really sad The Bear ended cuz it’s the only way imma get to see Ayo since all of her movies suck

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

What hurt more?

OG's tip Ray Allen's three

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

He literally says "It's Scarface Time!" here. Y'all need to actually watch a movie instead of being on your phone.

[Hopp @hoppbrownn]

Am I tripping or NOBODY called Tony Montana Scarface one time in the movie?

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

Nice try, Centel.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Warriors are looking to trade Jimmy Butler’s contract for Anthony Davis, then sign LeBron James, per @KevinOConnor

That would leave the Warriors with a Big Four of Stephen Curry, LeBron James, Draymond Green, and Anthony Davis.

That could also make Jimmy Butler a potential buyout candidate.

This could be a wild offseason. 🍿

(Via https://t.co/YqGPUNQjtC)

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

THE WIFE BEATER IS OFF MY TEAM!!!!

[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

I’m still thinking about OG Anunoby’s tip

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

@WhoisMonia @zennitan Why didn't you just tell him that when he asked?

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

I have a thing that I call time poopness where I don't factor in the time it takes me to poop when I'm getting ready or when I'm all set & ready to go to be on time, I gotta poop.

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

@COLOSS4LW4LF @DiabloFanOG She's mixed. Her mom is West African.

[Corey @CoreyTheX]

Call me an idiot, but I just sent $25 directly to Elon Musk, the richest man in the world using @XMoney for no other reason than I just can. lol

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

@CoreyTheX @XMoney

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

"I wish The Hornets would put more big guys on their rosters instead of point guards."

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

Rebecca Lobo mistakenly said "Angel Rebound" instead of Angel Reese, but that's got a nice ring to it....
#WNBA

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

#HurricaneWitch #StanleyCup

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

That intro did not hit like you thought it would, Vegas. You want me to root for the knight in golden armor over the sorceress goth mommy??

#StanleyCup

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

@chrislandroche @SportsSeason_ Ned does in the comics.

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

@KiwiOnTheSticks What about niggas who make 20 an hour?

[Whit S. Puthie @NathanBluth]

That intro did not hit like you thought it would, Vegas. You want me to root for the knight in golden armor over the sorceress goth mommy??

#StanleyCup