Life is amazing:
-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a John Mayer concert
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country
-you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle
You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)
A man walked into a brothel and asked for Rosie.
The Madam warned him,
"Rosie costs $10,000 per visit."
"No problem," he said.
He paid and spent an hour with her. The next night, he came back.
Another $10,000. On the third night, he returned again.
Curious, Rosie finally asked,
"Where are you from?" "Brooklyn," he replied.
Rosie smiled.
"I have family in Brooklyn!"
The man nodded. I know. Your sister passed away.
I'm her lawyer... and
I was delivering your $30,000 inheritance."
@sewelankoana Let's reverse the roles. If that lady and her baby daddy could afford to take their kid to private school and her new husband forced her to take that kid to public school, every woman here would think he is mad and abusive.