Poor Yorick

Fumbler of bags.

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If you find yourself wearing a name tag you've probably made some bad decisions.

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Vince Staples and Jeff Teague are the same kind of funny dude

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

Christmas time is awkward because how do I say I want a 3000 year old Nordic sword?

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

@elonmusk my friend is desperate and stupid. Do with this what you will. Praise to the dogefather

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"I'm sick of it" - might be an all time white guy saying

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My employer asking for my SS number is kinda sus.

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I spell rapper names correctly

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

I'm usually sweating and out of breath after brushing my teeth

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

I think I can afford a haircut

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

Man if I was in the NBA I would get so many high fives.

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

I don't know what Sydney Sweeny 's voice sounds like and I intend to keep it that way

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Why do turkey clubs from random pizzarias slap so fuckin hard?

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

@LaurenBelke Ferruccio as a middle name. Means iron sword

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

An IQ test should be untangling a slinky

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

Damn you Pavlov!

[Poor Yorick @NathanCopper]

In other news the height of 5'8" can also be expressed as 4'20"

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Trains are an integral part of American history and culture. They aren't just for autists.

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@Cobratate So you admit it. You're gay and weird.

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You ever think to yourself "man I wish I was as fast as an ostrich"?