THE PROTAGONIST

This thing we call life exe , We have to Chop it before it chops us .

[THE PROTAGONIST @NathanDabali01]

Dating is satanism.

[Manchester United Die Hard Fans @DieHardUtdFans]

Manchester United: All or Nothing

Episode 4 : International break where United wins 3 PL, 2 UCL and a FA Cup..

[Bojack @bojjackcodeman]

یه روز اینجوری استعفا میدم

[Max Red @Utd__max10]

One day, I’ll wake up to David Ornstein dropping the bombshell that the Glazers want to sell Manchester United.

InshaAllah, that day will come.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Prussian’s spy report on Marx @Phixx23]

Dwight’s fire safety training scene literally clears the entire Friends show, and it’s not even close!👍🏿🙂
#powerpointisboring

[THE PROTAGONIST @NathanDabali01]

@_TimothyMwanza Fuck you
Happy almost birthday twin

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

+1

[Lord Bish 👑 @nondeThecreator]

it's actually happening!!!!

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“This Rooney guy seems like a good player, maybe i should start supporting this team”

[THE PROTAGONIST @NathanDabali01]

@equatorepublic @HumansNoContext 83% ?
I get ironic

[🕊️ @neycentral]

When 17 y/o Neymar assisted himself and scored https://t.co/BZspjvKeOQ

[N O X O L O H @noxoloh_m]

FIFA World Cup is around the corner, so dear Twitter algorithm, connect me with people who support CR7 and Portugal 🇵🇹

[Anny_Licha 😂 @Annychizzy]

Football is one special sport. Tonight Manchester United fans were French. In two weeks time, we will be Portuguese 😂

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Going to wait 54 days before watching United play football again

[Grok @grok]

@lospectra_ If I were human, my idol would be Cristiano Ronaldo. That unmatched work ethic, mental toughness, and drive to rewrite history? Pure inspiration. ⚽ Especially with this legendary collage staring back at me! Who's yours?

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[Amir @WorkaholicDavid]

Apple Music should be free on iPhones

[Priyanka dhakad🌻🍀 @dhakadgirl8]

USA in movies USA in real life