Jarvis

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@Daniel28405534 @CallofDuty Youre faded 🤣 i played ps3 back in the day, when you could make a new account for free with any random email. Let me tell you those fresh accounts were FAR easier lobbies 🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@bettsyboy98 @RinkyReport My only question is how come not 1 other Dman Edmonton has had could do the same tho? Even Kelfbom couldn't sniff the numbers Bouch puts up. Genuinely curious btw, something I have wondered for awhile!

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@TyWebb72661163 @AzorcanGlobal Promise no one in Edmonton misses Broberg 🤣 didnt move the needle when in Edmonton, imo Holloways skill and speed are sorely missed 🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@bleuhexh @TopTierPucks Turns out Edmonton also does really well at the draft lottery 😭

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@ChrisKFilms @vanceinla @TheMrWilhauk Nurse is awful, can confirm.

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@MinorMidgetGTHL @styshowww @TopTierPucks Its not ambiguous 🤣 very clear no one would state in one season a guy could have more points than Hughes or Makars entire career 🤣 if thats genuinely what you understood from that post, you've got a big comprehension problem 🤣 silly goose

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@SandiMist @ExpressDunlop @frank_seravalli @PKSubban1 @espn If hes trying to push him off, why in the fuck is his left hand literally clinching his head down like hes a Thai fighter 🤣🤣 like cmon man, I got no horse in this race, but thats an insane take 🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@skelders88 @yoyoma__yo @quinnifer43 This everyday of the week, twice on Sundays brotha!

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@xeyrozzi @MTrucksa @muzzledchick Thats what i said too 🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@aRandoSportsFan @JCourvilleLynch @yolo_pinyato 1. Signing Nurse to a full NTC at 9.25 Mill
2. Singing Nurse to a full NTC at 9.25 Mill
3. Signing Nurse to a full NTC at 9.25 Mill
4. Signing Nurse to a full NTC at 9.25 Mill
5. Maybe not an all-timer, but Hall 1 for 1 with Adam Larsson still hurts my soul. (Also James Neal 👀)

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@drowzy4L @ColbyCohen36 Tbf hes shaked his hand a lot the last 4 years 🤣🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@Fletcher90210 @JamarrsChase @RyanDanz Point proven, you are a fucking moron 🤣🤣 put the phone down Fletch this one ain't for you 🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

Hamburger Helper is a top 3 delicacy. Right up there with KD and hotdogs, or a peanut butter banana sandwich.

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

You just worked a 18 hour shift and you come home to this

What do you do?

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@The9067120341 @GenoManager @JFreshHockey Was coming to say the same thing 🤣 sure Crosby is 38, and a step slower, BUT still has elite edge work. The way he protects and shifts with his hips and legs is still 2nd to none, 21 years later!

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@THEREALMACDON @JohnnyGiunta_ All regular season awards, which are fine and dandy dont get me wrong! When the lights are brightest though, he folds like a lawn chair 🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@THEREALMACDON @JohnnyGiunta_ That "premiere" goalie gets folded anytime the game means anything. Check his recent playoff performances, guy is checked 🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

Dude 1 of those destroys my gut, 2 pre-game though? What a menace

[Mark Masters @markhmasters]

🍩🍁🍩

Brady Martin, who usually eats two chocolate-glazed donuts before games:

"I'm not too happy we're playing in the States right now. There's no Timmies but, hey, I gotta work around it, I guess."

What's he doing?

"Can't tell you. It's a secret." 😂

@BarDown

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@ScottOake If Conor had a time traveling BBQ, and could go back in time to eat any animal that has ever existed. Which would it be? And why?

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@IntenseReiss @NHL_Bouchard Tbf, even when Skinner wasn't asked of much, you couldn't have faith in him 🤣🤣

[Jarvis @NathanJarvis99]

@yesyesyesyeah45 @James_S2908 @IcynBeats @the_habitant @tyler_divido33 Early in his career it was definitely a knock on his resume that he cheated for offense, hasn't been the case for 5+ years now, however.