Girlfriend and I are both sick lying in bed and out of nowhere she lets out a defeated sigh and says "I'm running out of options, do you wanna jerk off together?"
Germany has deployed 2 soldiers to South Korea doubling its presence from just 1 to monitor the North Korean ceasefire agreements-Bild
Thats pretty funny...
Anya Taylor-Joy is reportedly in talks with Marvel Studios to reprise her role as Magik in the MCU's X-Men reboot. Kevin Feige is very interested in having her.
Ancient man went to work for Skunkworks in a fitted suit and tie, used slide rule and punch card to design the fastest plane ever built. You sign onto “Teams” with your ill-fitting stained Polo and husky khakis and complete yet another “meeting” for a project 13 years behind schedule. You are GAY!!!
is youtube premium really worth the price bc that book of mormon ad is about to send me to my fucking grave im trying to watch minecraft not convert to fucking mormonism