Nathan Kyght

Loves things a lot.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Getting a match on Tinder and considering yourself gorgeous is like punching a baby and considering yourself a UFC fighter.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

I've had it with Finding Nemo characters. Fuck those fish. Swim in a school, mother fuckers.

[Kellie @KellieLC22]

Toddler just asked to take the container of bacon to bed with her. I might have cried a little.

[Kellie @KellieLC22]

Level of class today? I just ate a cold chicken leg in the car as I drove to work.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Listening to grown men talk about their character's impressiveness in a video game makes my skin itch.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Blaming the horror in Orlando on gun control is as ludicrous as saying Terrorists didn't kill people on 9/11, planes did.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

My tweets always annoy exactly the right people.

[CynfulCyndi @CynfulCyndi]

Wow! Almost up to 1500 followers. Only 10 to go. #Finally Hook a sista up, y'all! xoxo

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

I interviewed you once @jennajameson about MMA and you were cool as fuck. Let's be best friends.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Getting ready for @IMPACTWRESTLING #Slammiversary. Looks like an excellent show on paper. I'll have all the fallout with @PWTorch after :)

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Ouch. And yay!

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

New column for @PWTorch, thanks if you have a look :)
https://t.co/4SBlp3hiTb

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Trying to catch up on the news but tweets are so looooong.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

What was I supposed to start a campaign about again? Get a lion off of death row? Or a Dentist shot Steven Avery or something? Ah well.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

300th tweet! Fuck, I should have made it better.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Sometimes when I'm looking through my 226 Facebook friends, I realize I only know about 15 of them.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

There will be doubters, haters, liars, and non believers. And then there will be me. Not giving a fuck.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

A candle won't lose anything if it lights another candle.

[Nathan Kyght @NathanKyght]

Why is @TheRock not my best friend? It doesn't make any sense.

[Taylor Momsen @taylormomsen]

Brilliant @aliwong3000 #BabyCobra #checkitout