nate

new account same bull shit

[nate @NathanSpangler7]

always check on your happy friends

[Puka Nacua @AsapPuka]

Love skydiving

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

The Sherrone Moore saga is just further proof that you need laser-focused autistic men to run your football team.

If this gal asked Jim Harbaugh if he wanted a blow job, he would've looked at her cross-eyed and responded "my hair isn't wet, dumbass"

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?

[redrum @griffisu]

because of the implication

[🐳 @2001V01]

"We got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey rs

If I had a bigger fish I'd fry dat
one

Cuz of the flavor

[nate @NathanSpangler7]

Is this @Shanemgillis

[wavywebsurf @wavywebsurf]

youtube knew I was about to close the app and the algorithm was like “let me lock in”

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

Not very good at it

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[GoodAssSub @GoodAssSub]

how is this screenshot real

[Ro ☆ @superstar1roro]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen

Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Did I win?”

- Joe Biden

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

My apologies The Green Bay Packers, I’m afraid that I do not in fact know the vibes

[Dear Silas @dearsilas]

It was called “Eastbay” and Jordan’s were $79.99

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

"The plan is simple... we kill the batman"

[Sunny @sunnyright]

When I turned 18 I had to submit my name for an open-ended lottery to be involuntarily sent to die on an unknown battlefield for an unknown cause.

Did either of you?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BIDEN ON KAMALA: "We're singing from the same song sheet. She helped pass all the laws [that resulted in record high inflation]. She's a major player in everything we've done."

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Tim Walz used to joke that if Trump built a 30 ft wall, he'd invest in 35 ft ladders to profit off of illegal immigration...

Now he suddenly claims that he wants border security...