I can officially announce that I'll be joining The Lion King national tour as the lead merchandise manager. That unemployment life was short lived...but needless to say, I'm overjoyed to be joining the Disney family. #helivesinyou
@RealLunchables (from the perspective of a 90s kid who is now a grown man): Lunchables, the rich kids lunch/snack? ... or the poor adults cheese, meat and crackers plate??
@lakerchamp Mmhmm. I was borderline pissed watching that interview, kobe ain't in the league anymore. There's no need to bring up Colorado like that. Tacky MFer