nathan???

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

i asked my mom if she’s been following the brewers much this year and and she said only a little bit but it’s been so fun following how bad the cubs have been doing, and like that’s so real

[Paulie’s Sun Reflector: sandwich mode goer @Kyle_4Real]

Paradigm coffee in Sheboygan is a treasure

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

hi Munetaka Murakami if you want to like grab a coffee or dinner or hold hands or something sometime please let me know :)

[Jordan @iliterate__]

really don’t want to be the friend that’s too woke but this cubs team might be the most racist looking team since integration

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

you know who’s really agentic? this guy i just invented that is a big feminist, so when his wife is giving birth he—

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

there are four stars on the chicago flag, one for fort dearborn, one for the great chicago fire, one for the worlds fairs, and one for my 2024 chicago white sox

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

@giulianac27 i’m gonna get so into baseball when i move to milwaukee in two years

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

the renaming to american family field was indicative of the rise of fascism

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

upcasting magic missile at 9th level

[turbomander @turbomander]

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

they should invent a phd defense where you don't have to think critically about how you spent the last five years of your life and reckon with the passing of time

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

guy who has the same cadence as a 28 year old living in chicago while giving academic talks

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

2,282 days since the cats movie released

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

is the cats movie out yet? I think that’s exactly the thing I need to watch right now

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

5 years since the cats movie released

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

the rupaul as old deut stuntcast is imminent

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

Mag Mile
Fag Mile
Hag Mile

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

it’s actually nina canta (intermezzo) - velo sugli occhi - ci siamo persi la fine

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

what's the greatest three track run on an album and why is it Rooftop Duet/Falling - I'll Be Here - Beautiful

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

this tweet brought to you by the vibe i've currently curated for myself sobbing (happy) to every mediocre musical set in new york city that i loved in college

[nathan??? @NathanWer1]

sometimes i tweet something explicitly for luke and elon musk himself decides he hates gay people enough to stoop it

[coffee @eventualforever]

they should be glad my ass never got into figure skating i’d be doing performances set to Car Seat Headrest