Nathan Wood

Boasts largest collection of wifebeater vests. Sculpted plagiarism to a fine art. If you're a prospective employer this is a parody account

[The Tactical Toucan @1TacticalToucan]

Nah bro, your compression tights aren't helping u while u do bicep curls, you just look like and idiot!

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

Lecturer: Surely you must have worked with VAT before?
Me: Sir, my name is not Shirley
*Awkward silence*
Lecturer: we're done here

#FML

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

Sigh

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Only 5% of Instagram images are selfies.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.

[Gabriella @Gabi_Virgillito]

Here's your white trash word of the day... COLOGNE.
Usage... 'You think you cologne me a dollar?'

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

Do you even yolo?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You need to burn 500 calories per day to lose 1 lb per week.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

@mrfamousface @ForrestGriffin wait, Forrest was a fighter?

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

My wife and I are both feminists. But as a man, I’m a tiny bit better at it.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Research from the U.K. suggests that people who post more pictures to Facebook might have trouble enjoying real life relationships.

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

@thejasonmasters thanks dad. Way easier than the cage, we should make it a sport

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

Hey @XMAN_3 @Rumblestripss @seanschouten you guys like my latest fight? #Yolo http://t.co/4F7rKZ4z70

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

MMA fighter vs three drunk bullies

Here's me getting to KO three rather belligerent drunks. #Yolo http://t.co/4F7rKZ4z70

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Drinking alcohol makes smiling contagious among men.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

@meekaLondon better put my running shoes on then ;)

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

@Squirrely_za maybe give it to the other guys

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

100 top bad pick up lines, send me your ideas, I'll video blog it.
#HereComeTheSlaps

[Nathan Wood @NathanWood89]

@richquan more like hour. #FML