Nathan Wood

I just hope I'm a better liar than she is.

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

The seats are switched and the tables turned as your intrepid host is grilled by a bevy of comics. We discuss in depth my process, foibles... and grasp at the intangible nature of Comedy ®️🐑😄❓

Listen: https://t.co/SJZgWRh7qv / https://t.co/W6hI3p5PYF / https://t.co/q87tDrlXCP

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@StuGoldsmith @ComComPod Ah. The much fabled ‘stuffed pasta’ rears its head once more.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@GarnierUK Go for it 🍿

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

Love that the Chronicle think terrorists dress like low-rent urban militia from the 80s.

"Do I put nail-bombing in skills or abilities?" 🤔

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@Zoeimbimbo @bingostudiolive @Just_Josie1971 @SarahBoulter88 Haha! Well the screenshots are proof - mad that you waited until 10pm for a FH!!! Like buses. If the buses couldn't communicate via chat...

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@Zoeimbimbo @bingostudiolive @Just_Josie1971 Sorry about that! We'll get it sorted ASAP - bit of an unorthodox finish, but how else would @bingostudiolive do it? @SarahBoulter88 x

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@Zoeimbimbo Aha!

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@MarkusFranklyn @Zoeimbimbo @bingostudiolive Hahahaha 😂😂😂

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@Zoeimbimbo @MarkusFranklyn @bingostudiolive Pfft! Chance would be a fine thing!

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

Being on heroin is what I imagine cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide feels like.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

Hello again, @My_Metro! Today I've made you a nice little Metro map of excuses to issue to unhappy passengers >>>

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@Liamwood1987 Hahahaha!

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@iangordon32 And I replied "thanks very much, mate", as though it were a Friday afternoon...

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@St4c3yC Yup. Sounds good when read aloud, too.

Let's guess - you're a Tory.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

Angela Leadsom: "We're selling coffee to Brazil, sparkling wine to France & naan bread to India"

And selling the NHS to the highest bidder.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@iangordon32 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababababsbabababsbssbdbdbdbdndnsnsndjdn! Unbelievable.

[Zoë Stannard @Zoeimbimbo]

@1jessicafaye When u wrote Bank Holiday quiz, what drawing did u expect @NathanWould to draw for Q8? This? lmaooo x

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

@iangordon32 Like a low rent espionage film, it must have looked like the worst ever attempted tradeoff of highly-classified material.

[Nathan Wood @NathanWould]

I hope the Vote Leavers in Sunderland realise that by crashing GB Sterling, their favourite store, Poundland, just got a LOT more expensive.