D.T.B. 4 Life

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Dad, why are your friends my uncles”

The lore I'm about to drop:

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

🚨🚨🚨MAJOR UPDATE: PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS JUST ANNOUNCED HE "WILL BE TAKING A 28 DAY VACATION TO PLAY GOLF AT HIS MAR-A-LAGO HOME" AND SAID "ITS MUCH NEEDED"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

-No girlfriend
-Gym 5x a week
-Same 3 friends
-One delusional crush
-8hrs work
-Life is good

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

What people have been waiting for:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how the weather in the morning of field trips used to be like

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your girl get sleepy and she think it's bedtime for both yall

[Rooster @TheRooster]

My squad celebrating the win while I am traumatized by the unspeakable things I had to do to carry them

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

This video will change your LIFE ‼️‼️

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at

like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.

we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.

then gaming gets brought up, she says it

"i play league"

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"

she said "diamond 4"

and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP"

she looked confused

i kept going

"do you duo? what's your solo only win rate.

what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game"

she said "i play lux support"

and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends"

the vibe was GONE

her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo

my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"

i said "she peaked d4 with lux support"

he said "so?"

SO???

i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that

could've had her number

but she knows i'm higher elo

and honestly that's worth more

Study the Saskio way

[vio tix @Tix10k]

never kill yourself.

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

He literally explains how to achieve elite level productivity and focus (in 1 min)

[Ghost Synthics 🍵 @synthics]

How it feels 5 stacking with friends who “play for fun” but are genuinely just ass

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

A man with dreams can't sleep well.

[1v9.GG @1v9GG_]

When I haven’t even finished my raptors and my botlane has already died lvl 2

[★ @thematrixwizard]

the end of the trance