Chaotic Neutral Milk Hotel

Author, cat dad, caffeine enthusiast. Never knowingly underworked.

[Chaotic Neutral Milk Hotel @Nathan__Stack]

@jrhennessy That kid's gonna give himself up for adoption.

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@waltuuuhr He's right, businesses aren't obliged to make sure none of their customers are using stolen cards, and it would be completely ridiculous to expect them to do so. What country is he in? In Britain, the law would be on his side.

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

You’re telling me slapping Jewish stars on instruments of mass slaughter, insisting that every Jew in the world endorses the mass slaughter, and violently criminalizing speech and expression critical of the mass slaughter will increase antisemitism??? I don’t believe you!!

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@catgirlprostate I think their way of looking at it is that if there are loopholes in God's law, then He must have intended for the loopholes to be there, and using them is part of honouring the law.

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Women empathize with Lindsay Clancy not because they want to "excuse" the triple homicide of her small children -- that's ridiculous -- but because she was overwhelmed and literally begging for help, telling her husband/mother/etc. she was having intrusive thoughts of harming the children, received woefully inadequate treatment that only made things worse, her mental state deteriorated even further, the tragedy happened, and now the state wants to prosecute her for *first-degree murder* -- as though she's Jeffrey Dahmer or something. Which is also ridiculous

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@Aella_Girl At a mutual friend's birthday party.

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Busker, factory worker, customer service in a shopx2, call centre, pension transfers, data entry, complaint handler, fraud investigator.

[Henry Wallis Commentary @henryjkwallis]

fireworks vendor, mulch spreader, farmhand, meat slicer, dishwasher, delivery driver, waiter, pizza slinger, medical test subject, software engineer

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@H_Em_Sin If it's attached to a chain or necklace, you could tell by where it's attached.

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@ANNVYSHINSKY Wrongfully convicted people should get to commit a free crime equal to the amount of prison time they served.

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@4xCaliban

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@mr_stephen_moss He's a man without convictions.

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@Rogowskawero I barely hear English when you speak.

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@SimonSimplicio I want to meet the 1% of atheists who are certain God exists.

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@YouGov A guaranteed deposit on a house, or a 50% chance of getting nothing and knowing you blew your chance at buying a house.

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@RupertLowe10 Not sure if you're actually this stupid or just pretending, but at a certain point there's no difference.

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@jamesenglish0 @LucyTCWife - first thing is idiotic
- second and third aren't things

Truly a towering intellect.

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@fred_guttenberg @mehdirhasan Do you think Gutenberg is a Jewish name?

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@Amphipolis14 @viemccoy I love the Jackie Leven song, didn't realise it was a poem first.

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@MKaylaUltra I reckon it was because someone shot him in the neck.

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@Brzczszczkwcz @shvllwebvgvn Came here to say this, but you beat me to it.