Nathan Andrew Camp

One man's hopeless battle for relevancy.

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What tasty ghost haunts mexican restaurants?

The Flantasm! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #StartStrongEndStronger

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Who handles ghost related crimes?

InSpectres! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #SpectralVictimsUnit

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Where do the undead go for great deals?

A Grave-Yard-Sale! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #CouldHaveAlsoBeenAJokeAboutSwampMeets

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How do you know when your witch of a wife is angry at you?

She's Warlocked you out of the house!... https://t.co/BTm9pYT9lu

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What mummy is always hoping people don't make a big deal of his farts?

King Toot-and-come-on! #SpookyJokes4Kidz... https://t.co/k2v8xalTY4

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What did the skeleton say before trying to travel the world in 80 days?

Bone Voyage! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #SkeletonJokesAreALifeSaver

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Where's the scariest place to be at a Yeti Metal concert?

The Sas-Mosh pit! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #HUGESTRETCH #ImCaughtUpIDoNotCare

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Why do zombies prefer to eat philosophers?

Instead of food for thought, they enjoy thoughts for food.... https://t.co/jnk8A2NxPD

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Where do monsters go when they break the law?

The Ghoul-ag! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #FortyPercentSureIDidThisOneAlready

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How do you know when a wailing ghost has no talent?

She's become a real Bland-shee! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #ThisReallyIsAStretch

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What's the rich version of a haunted house?

A Malevolent Mansion! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #HomeLoansAreScarierThanAnyGhost

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What is Dracula's garden filled with?

Succulents! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #GreenThumbRedTeeth

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How come you don't loan money to Frankenstein?

He's a deadbeat! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #VeryLooseStructure

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What campground slasher can't catch anyone due to his arthritis?
Jason Sore-knees! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #FeelsLikeRainIsComing

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What happened to the pharaoh who died from bad hygiene?

He became a Scummy Mummy! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #ScummyIsSuchAGrossWord

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How did the headless horseman become popular with the ladies?

He traded his Jack-O-Lantern for a Mack-O-Lantern!... https://t.co/dhqRAa8leq

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What do you call a possessed cow?

Scary Dairy! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #PunctualAsTheyAreFunny

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What does the Wendigo order when he goes out to eat?

Heart A La Carte!#SpookyJokes4Kidz #ARhymeIsAJokeRight

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What do vampire hunters do to unwind?

Van Hellsing Karaoke! #SpookyJokes4Kidz #ThisIsPrettyLazyEvenForMe

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What monster terrorizes the dreams of people with diabetes?

Freddy Cruller!#SpookyJokes4Kidz... https://t.co/fOUWEtsiw1