If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?
Juneteenth is fun because you get to see all of the "you know Republicans ended slavery" people complain about a holiday that celebrates the end of slavery.