Not Teal

talk to em! stream do better

[Not Teal @NatielTweets]

@atlsavagee Real Gs Move in Silence like Lasonya

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[F@gHag (Global) @missmaamshe]

This can’t be happening

[Dave Lee @daveleedwnundr]

hate to be the asshole who pulls out a phone in the cinema, but the world needs to hear the RAPTUROUS applause coming from a 1,000-strong sell-out crowd at Coyote vs Acme in Melbourne!!! And they tried to kill this???!!!! @bauzilla @dgreenmachine @JohnCena @ketchupent @JamesGunn

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

The accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people. This critical and necessary dialogue is then dishonestly framed as being anti-Israel. To be clear, my views come from my own political convictions and should never be interpreted as hostility toward Jewish people, for whom I have deep love and respect.  Everything I know about acting, activism, and humanism has been profoundly shaped by the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every point of my life.

This merger has real consequences for real people, and for the entire country. Scrutinizing the Ellisons, including Oracle’s business built on data, surveillance technology and government contracts, and the serious threat to editorial freedom and the loss of a livelihood for thousands of families, is fair and necessary. The $111 billion deal would hand one family control over CNN, HBO and Warner Bros., backed in part by foreign money whose influence on editorial decisions has never been fully explained to the public. 

Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have called for serious national security review, and regulators still haven’t given the public a real answer. Until they do, the merger shouldn’t move forward. Now is the time to dive boldly into all these issues, not step back or concede.

[Dead Meat @deadmeatjames]

Get tissues out and your steps in this Friday, because we've just released the Kill Count for 2025's The Long Walk!

[ant @pcstandfor]

Is it Cuz a nigga hamster & wealthy?

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Telling someone “it’s on Tubi”

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

We may have time for a one-week theatrical re-release for I Love Boosters this fall.

Stay tuned. Working on it. If it happens- you need to flood the theaters and make it a party.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[martín @martyn_aleman]

6 grade student asked about my age and when I said 27 she gasped and responded “there’s no way…you’re older than my mom”

[Jèy @Justjstyle]

My brothers are so lame I actually signed us up for Family Feud and made it to the audition stage and they won’t do it. It’s literally 5 of us it would have been perfect. If you know me you know I love family feud 😩

[willwyd @wiIIwyd]

@saintpatties SHSHSHSHWHSHEEUWJEFF STOP BEING RACIST… THIS IS K-DRILL.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A PBS station has taken legal action after losing access to more than 50TB of programming and archives spanning 70 years of television history

It claims its files became trapped after its cloud storage provider apparently went out of business

[Not Teal @NatielTweets]

Both of them?!?!?

[𝓓. ᯓᡣ𐭩 @PoeticBlckgrl]

I AM SO WEAK BRO 😂

[PHAZE @phazecc]

SPIDER MAN BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE, 4 MINUTES, FULL HD TRAILER LEAKED.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

I just don’t understand how you’re going to call someone “Sleepy Joe” for years and then proceed to literally fall asleep in the middle of every press conference all the time.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

First time the conservatives kinda cooked with their raceplay obsession.

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

MCU ain’t touching X-men politics with a ten foot pole. Magneto is going to be from Connecticut.