Wine drunk in the pub I work in which is fine apart from the fact that I just told someone who was trying to get in “we’re closed because no”. He was confused. I was confused. We all went home confused...
Today I bought myself a crystal pendant that’s meant to protect me from negative energy and promote my own positive energy that I exude- cute in theory except for when I ran up some stairs and it smacked me in the face... #PositiveVibes 🤷🏻♀️
We want to thank everyone who tuned in to our Lockdown Lock-in! We miss you all but were thrilled to be able to bring this snippet of comedic genius.
For the extended version check it out on YouTube
https://t.co/HZga4gi7V6
#comedy#lockdown#comedyclub#workingfromhome
All these memes about people struggling to be in lockdown with their other halves are great and all but Ive not seen ma boy in over four weeks and I can tell you I’d rather be pised off at the sound of him breathing than in a completely different town to him #lockdowneffect
I’m very good in a crisis but today I needed to pull myself together after a dip so I put my phone away to focus, I baked I hoovered I danced round the house I went for a walk I feel so much better it’s the little things in life that matter now more than ever #TuesdayMotivation
Using this lockdown time to sort through all my clothes... not sure how I’ve only just discovered I’m a size 10 again but what I do know is if lockdown makes me fat ima be so pissed #LockdownWithoutPlan
This morning Pat started nagging me to get ready for work... by the time I actually went I was on time rather than late and I hate that he has me sussed out enough to do that... #BetterLateThanNever
These 4 kick-ass ladies of comedy are all set to join us on Friday 6th March as part of our Women’s Weekend Comedy Night... check our fb event for more details... #comedyclub#hastingscomedy#kickass
My dad married the love of his life today. I didn’t know until half hour ago but I’ve been thinking about them, the year we’ve all had and how much they deserve happiness all day. Tell me again that we aren’t all connected through love. #magical
I do this thing at work where I secretly test every new member of staff by making murder jokes and seeing how they handle it... so far the ones that have passed still work with us... it’s an interesting test of character... #hospitality
I don’t care who you are I just need you to take me to see The Prince of Egypt when it starts in London and not judge me when I sob like a child... #princeofegyptuk
Spent ages trying to explain to my ex that being disrespectful and cheating are two very similar things, he always made it seem like I was being ridiculous seeing someone recognise it has finally made me feel better about it #menaresometimestrash
Today I cried because I’m over tired and a lady at work was rude to me... moral of the story is, be nice to your bar staff and servers their sleeping patterns are a mess so you can go out and have fun #benicetobarstaff
Sometimes I forget that my anxiety makes me bite my lips and then suddenly I see my reflection and realise half my lipstick is missing and I look like a moron... #anxietyticks