Tony “Tone” Scoots

If it hurts to breathe, open a window

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

Instances of active players caught betting on their own team:
Pete Rose (MLB): Banned for life
8 White Sox players (MLB): Banned for life
Jontay Porter (NBA): Banned for life
Tucupita Marcano (MLB): Banned for life
Brendan Sorsby (college football): Suspended for 2 games

[Rashad Vaughn Stan - 🍻🧀🦌 @rashadburner]

black smoke signaling a successor to Schlitz has not been chosen yet

[Steve Hartman @SteveHartmanCBS]

I see some of you are discovering our talented friend, Samuel, for the first time :)

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Abner Uribe did the double crotch chop at the Cardinals dugout after an inning ending strikeout.

Pat Murphy seemed quite displeased as Uribe came to the dugout.

[tweater @JTweaterman]

My Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States

1. Main Depot - Madison, WI

2. Causeway Boston - Boston, MA

3. Happy’s - Woodruff, WI

4. McNasty’s - St. Pete Beach, FL

5. The P&B Station - Muskego, WI

[Spencer “Spence” Higgles @SpencerHiggles]

Bracket of dude things. 64 teams. Spent like 2 hours on this shit

Lmk if I should do polls

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Mother's Day.
No. 2 at the plate.
20 years apart.
Magic.

[michael @worstmichael]

Mitch will be the first sitting president to throw out a first pitch for the Brewers since George W Bush in 2001

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

I am so incredibly stoked to say I will be throwing out the first pitch at the @brewers game THIS upcoming Saturday as The President of The Hot Dog Club. I AM STOKED to say the least. Come say what's up in the Yount Lot as well as the club's Meat and Greet before the game!

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I get stoned and still outperform people that are dead sober

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Fish found in water

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

We understand the spaghetti policy

[Tony “Tone” Scoots @NaturalScoot]

@karenmotherof2 Real ball knowers understand that’s not even the best Lodge Pack — try a Juicy Peach and you’ll never go back

[Tony “Tone” Scoots @NaturalScoot]

So nice of Madison Parks to give me Coke Line when I shoot Peters poop away every day

[Tony “Tone” Scoots @NaturalScoot]

Kinda crazy looking back that Kaskade made like 5 bangers and then just released them as singles for the Rocket League Soundtrack

[Mia @boygrrI]

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

[Nathan @nj_1012]

Ope sorry

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Frozen Four ticket punched! 🦡