Hemingwade

[SavageRealm @SavRealm]

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

I don’t want kids, but I also really wanna saddle up my 100 pound chocolate Labrador and see how long a small child can stay on before being yeeted off at 100 mph

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

Just played a round of golf with the nicest elderly man and it made me feel great considering I whooped his fucking boomer ass by like 8 strokes

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

Mayday Parade will never not slap

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

I bet I could punt Punxsutawney Phil so fucking far.

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Had a ball of tape and a trash can, yelled KOBE and absolutely splashed a step back fade-away over two co-workers into the can from ten yards out.

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

Sushi on me my little convict let’s go

[Coli Wog @Gambos_world]

Went to jail, the bread sucks.

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@BackgroundMitch

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Is Novi keto?

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@BackgroundMitch I don’t blame you at all

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Vibe check

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

I can't stand it to think my life is going so fast and I'm not really living it.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

on some real shit lizzo got a dumper on her

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@Alyssainskip

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People who like pulp in their OJ need to be put in some type of concentration camp

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

@Alyssainskip This hurts me

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

@kevynnicolee I can’t tell if you’re mad about me jokingly mentioning concentration camps or my choice of OJ but I stand by both 😑

[Knuckle Puck @KnucklePuckIL]

USA: We’ll be back on the road in 2020 playing intimate shows in small rooms. We hope you’ll join us! Limited presale tickets available now: https://t.co/K5XNRocDNp

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

Idc what political party you associate yourself with if you say that you wouldn’t clap Tomi Lahrens cheeks you’re lying

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@IanNeeley @Spotify You’re a man of culture

[Hemingwade @Naturdayz]

This is how my year sounded on @Spotify. Get your 2019 Wrapped #spotifywrapped https://t.co/53v4bfjezd