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[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

Gujarati trying to speak Punjabi. TMKOC ahead of its time

[chacha monk @oldschoolmonk]

सवाल : फिर नागरिकता का प्रमाण क्या माना जाएगा ?

जवाब: अगर आप अपनी गाड़ी में सरकार को गाली दिए बिना E20 पेट्रोल डलवाते है तो वो नागरिकता का प्रमाण माना जाएगा

[Sailor @sailorsmoon]

वैसे डीजल में गन्ना डालने का जो प्लान है उसकी टाइमलाइन वगैरह कोई बताई भी है सरकार ने या वो भी एक दिन सुबह उठे और पता पड़ा की गन्ना पड़ गया।

[Sailor @sailorsmoon]

Bhai yahi sab faayde E50 me hain. Wahi kar do na. Middle class barbad hota hai hota rahe. Aap bas pel do. Aur har baat ke peeche rashtrawadi logic de do.

[Sailor @sailorsmoon]

We were convinced for blended fuel for prices would come down. Now it’s blend, ruining our mileage and engines and prices have in fact increased and pure petrol is sky high. Scam of epic proportions and executed in broad daylight.

[Ram @ramprasad_c]

Lot of desis don’t like driving when they visit India. I have made it a point to drive instead of hiring a taxi or a driver. I have driven a few thousand KMs during this trip. Traffic sense is the worst it has ever been. The amount of blatant lawlessness, brinkmanship and utter disregard for one’s own life is mind numbing. Every other biker is scrolling on their smartphones while riding. If we enforce laws, there will probably be 10,000 fines in a 100KM stretch. I have no hope. If we can’t punish wrong-side driving, then nothing else can be punished. Enforcement, which is the first step in improving road safety is totally dead. I don’t know how we can come out of this.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

In order to make ₹1 Cr, you'd need to make lakhs of kilograms of chalk-salt mixture. This needs a proper factory with workers.

You can't operate even a legit factory without greasing the right palms for permissions. Imagine how many neta-babus must be involved in this scam.

[Ram @ramprasad_c]

All sane Indians know that this man is telling the truth. He was Japanese minister in charge of bullet train. I’d say things would’ve been far worse than he is claiming. Who is the minister he is referring to?

[akhilesh @akhileshutup]

japanese learning about indian politicians and babus

[Sailor @sailorsmoon]

Just to defend an ill executed policy now behaving as spokesperson of a private company. Just shows you’ve realised what deep shit you’ve put yourself into but now no escape is apparent.

[Shashank Mattoo @MattooShashank]

1.5 million views on this tweet by ex-Japan minister blaming India for delays in Indo-Japanese Shinkansen project

“Sheer recklessness of the Indian side..”

“They just don’t keep promises..”

“The minister in charge was awful..”

[Ram @ramprasad_c]

Worth remembering that it is Govt’s job to make sure that contaminated fuel is not sold. Car owners have no way of testing fuel while filling. Either way it’s Govt’s fault. There is a huge Govt machinery tasked with this but it is corrupt. Learnt to take some responsibility

[Nachiket Deshpande @nachiket1982]

The ruling party defending a private corporation against a common citizen of the country.
What a fall!

[POL @CptoneP]

The barricade was built to manage the crowd, until the crowd managed to worship it 🫠

New day new theory, everyday's a blur - and remember they have right to vote.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

This is not E20. By the looks of it, this is E 50.

In UP's Azamgarh, a young man got his motorcycle tank filled at 2:30 pm today. An hour later, his motorcycle broke down. Checked the fuel inside- Barely petrol. Another motorist complaint of a similar issue after engine seizure.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

They do not care. They know that carowners are politically irrelevant.

Which is why TopiJi hasn't allowed him to mix isobutanol in diesel yet. Annadatas, logistics and transport companies will do hisab chukta if that happens 😂🚜☝️

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

To everyone who thinks I'm exaggerating, here's the background:

In 2018, a prominent environmentalist, G.D. Agrawal, went on a hunger strike to strengthen laws for protecting the Ganga. He fasted unto death for 111 days and wrote three letters to the Prime Minister, but Modi neither met him nor took any action.

PMO later confirmed through an RTI reply that it had received his letters, yet no action was taken.

After 111 days of fasting, G.D. Agrawal died. Only then did Prime Minister Narendra Modi tweet about his demise.

Here are some screenshots of Narendra Modi's post, and some news

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

someone said "passport so weak even the issuing country doesn't consider it valid" 😭🙏

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Two days ago, a video circulated on social media showing doodh-daatas in Maharashtra spilling their milk after a rumor of an FDA raid spread.

I wondered what they could have adulterated the milk with to make them get rid of it in such a panic over a mere rumor. I initially thought it might just be water or milk powder, but there had to be more to it.

Yesterday, the Maharashtra FDA uncovered a massive synthetic milk racket, with an estimated 2.3 crore liters of fake milk manufactured using detergent powder and chemicals like sodium bicarbonate.

By now, you probably have a clear idea of how much these ann-daatas, doodh-daatas, and fal-sabzi-daatas truly care about your health. That's why it's our responsibility to support every policy made that apparently benefits these daatas, even if it means putting ethanol in your non-compliant car. Don't complain. Just do it. Long live daatas.

[Sailor @sailorsmoon]

Niti ayog said mileage drops. Mantri 1 said it doesn’t. Now alleged IITK report said it doesn’t. Mantri 2 says it does. Overall none in the govt exactly knows what’s happening at all. Now it’s just ego and personal interest driving them.