Boss Ladyy

I heart science. And jokes. I like jokes. And tacos.

[Boss Ladyy @NatyBietz]

Petition to Stop Heavy Industry Near Our Homes (complete and submit Name and Address Form) - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ve2YcLgQaj via @Change

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Google Assistant just sent me a reminder, my birthday is coming up. "You're old haha!" Thanks, Google.

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I got myself a needlepoint set. Then I went out on a date, now I've remembered I'm not 70 and there's other ways to spend my free time.

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Quarantine day 32. Just downloaded TikTok, I still have no idea what it is or how to use it, but I'm pretty sure I'm older than the average user by about 15 years.

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I turned off notifications because I don't want to talk to you. I'll just manually check the chat window every 5 minutes to be sure.

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PARENTING
"Ok, it's 8:40, we have to leave for school in 5 mins, let's go get in the car!"
*Thinks to self, things are going great!*
"No stop! Dont touch that! We are leaving right now!"
*Gets in car and looks at time.*
"Son of a mother dinosaur its 8:58!!!"

[Boss Ladyy @NatyBietz]

In the latest thrilling round of "OMG is That a Bug Or a Fuzz Ball!?" ...it was a fuzz ball.

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In other news, a blurry photo of a fried egg I posted in a restuarant review just reached 10,000 views on Google.

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"Did that guy just call me ma'am!? What an asshole. How old does he think I am!?"

"Well you are wearing a pants suit."

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Not the Midas touch I had in mind....

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Running late. Had to go buy a plunger... for a friend.

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Instead of nights out, I have nights in where I put on lipstick while I do chores. It's not really the same thing.

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@DiscountBurrito Lol thanks :)

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I bet aliens don't have to worry about subprime mortgages.

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An Asian college student stopped me to say my outfit was "on point", so clearly I'm doing it right.

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A car just drove by and guy shouted out the window "Ace Ventura Pet Detective!!!"

I thought it was shareable.

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The hardest part about being a mom is pretending I think it's a terrible idea to have chocolate and cookies at every meal.

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Currently at a bachlorette party. Sharing the music with a 50th year high school reunion. It's a real hip buster.

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Musical kids toys that don't have adjustable volume :(

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@ElizabethDietz when do you graduate