Sam

Adult content. 18 and over only please.

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

Somebody's a year older @KachinaYuko. Happy Birthday, baby! @NaughtyQuil and I are going to have a few shots in your honor.

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

And when they dance, the Amazon leads. What a mess!

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

400+ pound Amazon drawfs her man. Baby got back!

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

Lesbian ho's grinding on the dance floor. Now that's entertainment!

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

Whose idea was it to have @NaughtySeth sing "Eye of the Tiger"?

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

Pickles. Can the night get any more bizarre?

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

And the train wreck continues

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

It's finally Friday!

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

For the record, I never walk home. I simply phase and run. And make @Naughty_Emily's night by arriving home naked.

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

where are Stahr and Rei?

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

@naughtyquil you've always been on EVERYONE'S shit list.

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

I would NEVER give @NaughtyJacob a lap dance. He csn kiss my furry ass! So fuck off @NaughtyQuil. Or get me another shot.

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

dsmmit, the bartender cut me off

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

I can't fucking type. Fuck off, @NaughtyQuil! And thanks for the Mexicsn comment. I have Emily ans Leah if I'm desperate.

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

@mrs_embry_call (huge, sloppy drunk hugs !!!!!!!)

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

... Drinking doubles....

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

you know you're on your way to drunk when you reach into your pocket to grab your phone only to realize you have it in your other hand

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

@_joshfr4nceschi (hugs)!!! (sloppy drunken hugs!!!!)

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

"I can hear the sound of violins long before it begins..."

[Sam @Naughty_Sam]

Birthday Greetings to @Tidus_Yuna! {Winks}