🔞Naughtyblitz

Currently where Skies are Bluer -

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

Quick notice that I changed my username - Find me here

[BananaMeteor 🍌(ABANDONED! Bluesky link in bio) @Banana_Meteor]

Our washing machine decided to fully quit today. It's going to cost just shy of 1k to replace, and it needs to be done ASAP or I'll become the stink specter.

We'll be alright, but I may post some originals for sale in the coming days to offset costs.

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

@BoinkyHorny I can try if I find time
What's their anatomy like so I don't get it wrong? 😅

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Jarvis, find some loose change on the sidewalk for me so I can commission a friend or two to draw Kugelblitz absolutely unloading into Kazooie

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

@BananaMeatier I love him, he's such a good boy ❤️

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

Some Guiros from a while ago ❤️

(He belongs to @BananaMeatier)

[🔞SecretStash151🔞 (Comms: 0/10 | Project: Open) @SSecrets151]

Looks like Kazooie’s showing off. 😉

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

@DirtyBirbie Glad to hear it went well 🙂
I'm just existing, grinding through school

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

@DirtyBirbie How about this: How was your day today?

[BananaMeatier (ABANDONED! Bluesky link in bio) @BananaMeatier]

Wet Bird

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Yooka and Laylee, suggested by @BananaMeatier a while ago 💚💜

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

We're reaching unacceptable levels of horny
(Warning: EXTREMELY real video)

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

No. :
- Same as base post
- Minors, or characters that look like minors
- Feral animals
- Non-consentual
- Incest
- Anus focus
- Kinks involving injury
- Inflation
- Diapers/urine/feces
- Vore
- Pregnancy
(Most things not on this list are okay, don't be afraid to ask)

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

Here too!

Check below ↓

[Kazooie the Deity @Kugelblitz64]

We're open 🙂 (digital only currently)

If you have the spare change, it would really help me with surviving university

If you're interested, check below for a list of what I will and won't do

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

Yes! :
- Anthropomorphic characters
- Cute scenarios
- Funny/Not-too-extreme kinks (most stuff NOT listed under "no")

[🔞Naughtyblitz @Naughtyblitz64]

Kazooie giving a great view to a friend who wishes to stay anonymous~❤️

[BananaMeatier (ABANDONED! Bluesky link in bio) @BananaMeatier]

Beach boys ❤️‍💜💙

( Commission for @ML64ButSecret )

[꒰🐾꒱ ୨୧ 𐔌 Lickety Split ꒱ Comms (1/3) @LicketySpoinky]

NSFW commission for @ML64ButSecret with the special guest of Guiro from @BananaMeatier 👀💦

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It suddenly occurred to me that it might be a good idea to mention here:

See you there, bye now