NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭

Dont hate me because I'm beautiful, friend. If you got rid of your 2000's Gatsu ass haircut you'd get some slanj on your gut slayer.

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

Make it a crack fox

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Bank of England wants to replace Winston Churchill with animals on its banknotes

The public can vote on 18 different animals, including dolphins, red foxes, barn owls, and pine martens

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

Sorry I’ve been away Oomfies. I’m experiencing some health issues, and will be away.
Love you all, even the degenerates
💖💫✨WAGMI✨💫💖

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@Sqeakerman04 Thank you bub! I am welling very well

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

Don’t really want to get into it, but I’m fine.

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@CremeDeLaLeem All good, just mememing

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@Wateriswet90210 No, the bullets are coming from inside the gallbladder lol

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@JLDP73 @Nance726 @SecretFire79 Those are liturgical insignia and vestments worn by both female and male lead alter severs regardless of sex. She’s wearing it because she’s probably been serving for a while

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@BibleBaggins46 Why do American live on tornado routes when they can just move?

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

My dad was on a beach in Cornwall with his mate. They went for a piss, and came back to see this man, Richard Madeley, cackling as he poured their beers into the sea

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@Nance726 @SecretFire79 Altar girls. It’s been a thing for decades

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

We got ourselves our own extremist leader now 👍

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

We’re not “actually furious”. For the most part, we’re a deeply unserious sardonic people. Being unduly mad or any disproportionate reaction is really funny. To us Americans are literalists, and banter is at its core is rage bait for the uninitiated.

[Rex v Notan 💫 @notanerable]

The worst part of this shit is it would be fine if they could just be good humoured or normal about it, it could just be banter, but they’re **actually** furious

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

Forget TGI’s, there’s people above it living in a renovated child slave dungeon, wondering why they’re being terrorised by the ghosts of cockney orphans

[ollie cole @ProducerOllie]

I always had a soft spot for the TGI Fridays where Charles Dickens worked as a boy

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

That’s not Sir Patrick Stewart, this is.
The poor man looks like Werner Herzog if he directed Fitzcaraldo 2.

[isha ☘️ @Still_hereeeee]

Tf is this grok 😭😭😭😭

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

American in Brighton, on the coast with plenty of breeze, on one of the cooler days, tells Brits to settle down.
IT’S FUCKING MAY! It’s been 35c in London where the other week there was a hailstorm.
It’s too hot for this shit, fuck off back home cunt

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

Hang on, motherfuckers said the same shit about millennials eating $25 avocado on toast with expensive coffee everyday, when most were barely getting by.
Really its just angry old men who think “that’s my money, it would be better off in my account”

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@MazMcpartl20816 @kyozerv2 @Dashytwo White pudding is superior to black pudding tbh

[NPC Ye Wu Tang Weeb 𒉭 @NautilieC]

@MazMcpartl20816 @Dashytwo Bacon and cabbage is my comfort food. Question is, parsley or brown sauce?