JS

💻 🎓 @ManUtd 🎫 ⚫️🔴

[JS @NavLookalike]

It’s Troy Parrots world and we’re just living in it ☘️

#IREPOR
#WorldCupQualifiers

[JS @NavLookalike]

Clowns 🤡

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇬🇭 @Sp1thfc]

Liverpool cooked the market more I think about it tbh. Only reason Caicedo went as high as he did was because Liverpool bid like 110 out of nowhere.

130 for Isak, 115 for wirtz. Recent times the way they’ve inflated the market is crazy

[JS @NavLookalike]

Creative machine.
A wizard 🧙‍♂️ 🪄

#MUFC

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

can see he’s the one pulling all the strings for this team ⚡️😳

[JS @NavLookalike]

Yeah Goodluck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#MUFC

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

The heart of REAL Manchester United fans

[RW 🇸🇪 @ronaldowarrior]

He went on to score a hattrick against Sweden 😭😭, ain’t nobody in history coming close to this man.. fcking goat

[femi. @femooafc]

Not even joking. Blame Chelsea.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Look at this fucking headline. An African tried to behead an Irish kid and this is what they say. Fuck these people. Fuck them.

[JS @NavLookalike]

Oh fuck offfffffff Mendessss
#MUFC

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Jorge Mendes is WORKING on signing Mateus Fernandes at Real Madrid.

It will NOT be easy.

@jfelixdiaz via @MadridXtra

[Gavin O'Reilly @gavin_oreilly]

The media is already downplaying what happened in Belfast tonight by calling it a 'serious stabbing'

It was an attempted beheading

[JS @NavLookalike]

That PSG 85 mill bid and Fabrizio x Ornstein “Deal agreed” Bomba in the space of two hours is going to kill me.

#MUFC

[Central @WestHam_Central]

The fact Mendes has leaked to Fabrizio that Fernandes is £85m is big.

If he wanted his player out of West Ham that bad, he wouldn't be quoting journalists a high price like that.

There's obviously enough interest behind the scenes that everyone involved believe we can get maximum fee.

[JS @NavLookalike]

One of a kind.
What a player 🪄

#MUFC
#POR

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| Bruno Fernandes in his last 14 matches:

⚽️ vs Chile
🅰️⚽️ vs Brighton
🅰️ vs Nottingham Forest
🅰️ vs Brentford
🅰️ vs Chelsea
🅰️ vs Leeds United
🅰️🅰️ vs América
⚽️ vs Bournemouth
🅰️🅰️ vs Aston Villa
🅰️ vs Newcastle United
⚽️🅰️ vs Crystal Palace

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We need to start a serious dialogue about Bruno Fernandes because he is genuinely not human.
He plays every single minute for club, transitions seamlessly to country, and dictates the entire pitch down to 10 men before scoring a beautiful goal. He is the most complete midfielder on the planet. Start building the statue!

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

✌️ 75' GOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ESTÁ LÁ DENTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAS QUE GRANDE JOGADA COLETIVA E JÁ SABEM.... NÚMERO 8????? BRUUUUUUNOOOOOOOO FERNANDES! MAGNIFICO! 🎩🪄

#PORCHI | 2-0 | #VaiDarPortugal

[🇵🇹 @THR33P34T]

I'm rewatching Argentina's matches in the 2022 world cup. I just finished the quarter final against Netherlands and I'm watching the final against France.

If you've ever believed the world cup wasn’t rigged for Argentina, you have a very low IQ .

[JS @NavLookalike]

This toxic family as a whole…. Always finds a way to be the centre stage of everything.

The devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder 😂

#MonacoF1

[Formula 1 @F1]

Welcome to the paddock 👋

Kim Kardashian has arrived in Monaco ✨

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Jonathan Ross @thejonnyross]

I never heard of Vidic when we signed him.
I never heard of Schmeichel when we signed him.
Who was Ronaldo when we signed him?

Good luck Ederson! 🔴⚪⚫

[JS @NavLookalike]

Lewis Hall.
All.
Day.
Long.

#MUFC

[Beth T @bethTmufc]

If I asked you, you can only sign one of Lewis Hall at LB or Morgan Rogers at LW, which one do you pick?

[Margie🌹 @BirungiMargret5]

PSG beat Arsenal.

At Emirates in London
At Parc des Princes in Paris
And at Pakas Arena in Budapest

BEATEN AT HOME, AWAY AND VERY FAR FROM HOME!😂😂

[JS @NavLookalike]

-3 since the final.

They are so rattled 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[JT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jt_stamford]

I’ve had Arsenal mates unfollow and block me on insta due to my incessant stories mugging them off about being useless in Europe.

Mission success. ✅