Luke 🏴‍☠️

@manutd fanatic.
Jack of all trades.
Master of 1.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Roberto Martinez wasting Belgium and Portugal’s golden generations

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

The Portuguese Football Federation should launch an investigation into how Roberto Martinez was ever hired. A suitably spineless end to a waste of three and a half years.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

The appeals just keep coming:

France have appealed to FIFA to request Michael Olise’s yellow card against Paraguay is rescinded.

Increasingly feels like FIFA have lost control of their World Cup here.

https://t.co/gGN3ssMkMB

[A_ @a_brns_]

Bring back Sepp. A proper brown envelopesman. Make corruption classy again.

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[jamie jackson @JamieJackson___]

hahahahaahaha

[Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward]

“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.

[The 1958 @The__1958]

🗣️Old Trafford: Stolen in Plain Sight

Saving the soul of Old Trafford. That is what’s at stake. It’s not just change its loss.

Do YOU feel the same?

The 1958 🇾🇪

[Fuad 🫆 @FuadCadani]

Poor Miroslav Klose he’s losing relevance in football quizzes and convos before our eyes

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Tage @Tagelca]

Twitter es la mejor red social de la historia por cosas como esta

[clinton🔫 @wtf_rema]

waking up to check scores for these world cup games be like 😂

[Adika @Adikastakes]

An Arsenal fan btw

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Infantino claiming that nobody cares about Haiti or Cape Verde like FIFA do. Haiti are under a U.S. travel ban so many of their fans can’t attend, and Cape Verde fans who buy tickets now have to pay bonds up to $15k

[__YC9__ @__YC9__]

Hearing the whistle for kick off at 2am when you’ve been trying to stay awake to watch Iran v New Zealand.

[Annie Eaves @AnnieEaves]

Absolutely Machiavellian from big Florentino. Wants a late election boost, speaks to his Atletico counterpart, works it all out. Offers €150m for Alvarez, always knowing it would be rejected, and in the process screws Barcelona efforts to get him for less. 10/10. No notes.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Jheeeeeze… strikeeeeeeeee!