Shawnna Navarre

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !

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@Calandrapa78 Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds - Buddha

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

Everything Raymond says is funny to me. Only because I can imagine him saying it haha

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Yo everyone mohon maaf lahir batin to those who celebrate,tararengkyuu.. :))

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

Who would venture upon the journey of life, if compelled to begin it at the end? - Madame de Maintenon

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires - Dorothy Parker

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I promise yo daddy shoulda got some head instead... birthing u was a mistake.

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

Yo no matter how late I go to bed......I STILL wake up at 7. Smh. WTFFF

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

My Car Red, That's The New Edition, Insides White, I Call It Marge Simpson

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

Snake #joke What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer!

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

Fishing #joke What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather!

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RT @ShopColveta Hey world, please help me to retweet this link http://t.co/xZFGiPse

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@Tingeyde Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love - Hamilton Wright Mabi

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#TeamFollowBack @SyncExpert @dhinanichiqu @mylkaanasthasya @NataPlata @MonteRebel @maura_shalkya26 @ #ff #FollowFriday

[Shawnna Navarre @Navarremtn]

Weather #joke What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

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I would kill for a car periscope. Funniest episode of Curb season.

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Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things

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#TeamFollowBack @Gustyjjgaz @Nonidarlene @marclouistang @rikirachmadi @dianrarwn @honeytailz @ #ff #FollowFriday

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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent - Laurence J Peter

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Drugs aren't cool. You gotta usually heat them up to get the desired effect.

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