Dave Koval

Hi, I'm funny ass joke and I write Dave Kovals. That was a stroke. So is this. OH GOD I'M DYING.

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I decided to remaster a YouTube classic by @scottgairdner “Family Matters (Room 4 U Remix)” now in glorious HD! Sort of!

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@DC_Draino are you sure you remember being in college in the early 2000s? you literally called nickelback a 90s rock band despite being the most 2000s band in existence

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@theeemprasss Yeah this to be super common back in the sample era. You’d see producers discovering the same break and then like 3 different artists dropping a similar sounding track within months of each other.

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Woof woof cowabunga thanks for the blowjob

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Cisgender

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The Simpsons predicted a lot but Danny Devito predicted Trump

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If you awkwardly spit out “Gen Z’er” instead of “Zoomer” which is RIGHT there for you to use, I can only assume you’ve taken a few too many head swing connects from long cylinder solids over your post birth pre death alive and awake sections of time passage.

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@streetsoftrnto This article says “visit their website” and then doesn’t provide a link which isn’t very helpful at all

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The top rated comment on LITERALLY every Onion article is “I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire”. Every. Single. Article.

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Ahh old internet https://t.co/jvk8SmFDkU

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Richard Kind is on the hunt for acid #EverybodysInLA

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@jmostyncomedy But he already made Bee Movie in 2007

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@samreich God do i wish you guys would remaster/re-release the old sketches from the podcast. Not the ones that haven't aged well obviously, but there was SO much gold there. "Subtle Difference" is a top 10 all time for me.

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Is there a more beautiful human being through and through than Simone Zimmerman? God damn.

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@nickkroll Batman Doom had high hopes for you in 1999

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@_johnmostyn i'm enjoying each one of their non-variations on the "mommy its over!" joke

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If you’ve never watched Drive Share and thoroughly enjoyed it you and I will never be friends

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Or the Warriors but actually

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First it was the Raiders, now the Athletics, what’s next, THE GOLDEN SEALS????? #lasvegasleaveoaklandalone