Sara

Please don't be real, please don't be real. This is my new mantra. For everything. It's the law of attraction in reverse.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Press Secretary Jen Psaki says the administration is sending emergency generators to Texas and doing everything in their power to help. No strings attached. No fine print. No BS. I can get used to this.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

really weird how the state with the second-shittiest covid response is also the state with the shittiest electrical grid. just another one of those coincidences, I guess

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

The fact that Rush Limbaugh had a career at all shows you how broken this country is, he made 85 million a year because he made racist white losers feel a little less alone.

[Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social on Bluesky @o2bnobx]

You guys do realize that Rick Perry, the guy who presided over the deregulation of the Texas power grid in 2002 ran our entire Department of Energy under Trump, right?

[Jennifer Lavallee💙💛 @therealLAVALLEE]

I live in Canada.

We get snow.

It hasn’t affected our windmills.

#JustSayin

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I’ve never seen so many heartfelt eulogies with the word fuck

[🔥Reverend Aiden @SweetFnLucifer]

No matter how bad today gets, take comfort in knowing that Jimmy Carter has officially outlived Rush Limbaugh.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I bet if Texas renamed their power grid to uterus, the state would be regulating the shit out of it.

[Brian Guest @brguest20]

The Republican Party should just rename itself The Gang Greene.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Who had GameStop on their 2021 Bingo card? Fess up.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I don’t know if I’ll ever have the honor of serving in Congress but if I do I can promise you this:

I will never waist your tax dollars on attacking children on Twitter or throwing a hissy fit over not being able to bring in a gun to Congress.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
Love
StewBeef

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Thanks for the warm welcome! I promise to only use this app in a sporadic and ineffective manner.

[Just Jess @MasterOfMoxie]

Who thinks @JoeBiden should make it crystal clear to Ivanka, that she is not welcome at the inauguration? And instead, invite @MaryLTrump.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol.

I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Good morning 🌞

Lies are not “differences of opinion.”

Have a great day!

[Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon @tomiahonen]

That two of Trump's banks have just cancelled his accounts - tells us Trump has FALLEN TOO MUCH BEHIND in paying the INTEREST on his world-record-size personal debt.

Trump is bankrupt. Deutsche Bank is now moving to reposses his assets, starting with Trump Tower and Mar A Lago

[Sara @NavyMomLord]

Traitors/ criminals don't get to dictate the terms of the justice/comeuppance being served.

[Sara @NavyMomLord]

Traitors/ criminals don't get to dictate the terms of the justice/comeuppance being served.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

“Unity and healing” doesn’t happen with cancel culture and impeachment.