Nay

[🫀 @_Bukss]

apparently there’s a 30 year old man in Greenwich who meets women on dating apps, invites them round, cooks for them but spikes their food with laxatives. And after they use his toilet realise it won’t flush and he’ll eat their 💩
🫠🫠🫠🫠🙃🙃🙃🙃

[VVSGD @SonnyGrandezza]

A long story made short… I had a proud dad moment buying my two year old son his first boots today, showed the mandem… let’s just say it was a humbling experience 🥴🤣

[Nose @NoseTheCapital]

Lil bro fell asleep 😭😭🤣

[𝗔𝗻𝗮 𝗱𝗲 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮 @anadeaustria_]

Enseña el culo por la ventanilla y sucede esto.👇😟💭

[Redd @ReddCinema]

it should be a crime to be this horny 😭

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 @_AlexOliva_]

I knew he was scouse but didnt realise his accent was that thick

[toxic king @toxicking]

You will never understand how sneaky a female is unless you her side dude

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Bro fucking SpongeBob

[Tre £Dutty @BigTeezo]

Blowjobs constantly

[miss m 👩🏾‍🏫 @millyruskin]

Evri has my parcel

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

what’s the worst deleted tweet you’ve ever seen ?

[I AM, THE BOSS. ♎️ @deardondre]

I often think about the time I slashed my ex tires and the new Nigga came out and changed it. I cried watching from the bushes…

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

An ex-girlfriend was into pegging, and talked me into it one night. She already had all the gear. Years later, it's only just occurred to me that it had been used before.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i really go into work, make everyone laugh for 8 hours, then leave