Chibaby

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[先住民 @counteymoon]

I argue it’s a consequence of viewing politicians like fathers and mothers rather than employees of the state who are duty bound to deliver on the requirements of the roles they occupy.

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[-𝓌𝑜𝓁𝒻𝑔𝒶𝓃𝑔- @macxxxxx0]

this one just dey fulfill en fantasy with public funds

[Chibaby @NazJc]

Me: this bombshell looks just like Aidan but without the tattoos

Kavan: Aidan’s my brother

Love island what?! Inject the messy

[Zion 🇸🇩 @afroanalytic]

I assure you there are black people missing right now bc some weird white fuck impersonated a cop & kidnapped them. Or a real cop kidnapped them.

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

Lagos hospitality industry

[Chukwu mezie. @UkpabiaChimezie]

From your mouth to God's ear. Inshallah.

[Ginger Spice ☝🏾🏳️‍🌈🤷🏾‍♂️ @EyeSwear]

This is the baby they was worried might be brown 😂😂😂.

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

“Officer, I’ve been stabbed”
“No you haven’t, due to mandatory woke lessons I was given by the left”

Is this the version of events we are all being forced to pretend has happened?

[Sam @Sam_LUFC__]

Nazi saluting at a protest for a man of Polish descent dying is certainly a choice

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

DEI training told you if a white man is bleeding out in front of you and begging for his life, you should cuff him and let him die? 😭 And the British public is going to accept that as an excuse? Goodbye.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage is repeatedly heckled by MPs as he calls on Keir Starmer to end "two-tier policing"

Starmer: "His response has been to appeal for rage. That’s his response to a father who lost his son & asked for this not to happen... it shows exactly who he is"

#PMQs

[ẹwàtómi 💕 @theewatomi]

no be you again? sore loser lmaoo

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Incase you’re hoping that the Christian association of Nigeria will fight for you!

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

One of the most useless gums ever😂

[Jam. @JAMvsJAM]

This Henry Novak issue is crazy because actively both of these children are children of migration, but we’re flying flags of ‘Britain’ because he was white killed by someone brown.

This just shows it’s never been about your country, and just about your race.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Teachers in northeastern Nigeria march in Maiduguri demanding the release of 42 abducted schoolchildren in Borno State and stronger school protection.

Al Jazeera’s Felix Nyawara reports.

[iAmSolution_Now! @hyzinkfm]

I never imagined I would be making this kind of plea.

My wife, Dasola, went in for a Caesarean Section to deliver our baby, but what should have been the happiest moment of our lives suddenly became a fight for survival.

She developed severe sepsis after surgery, leading to