Can’t tell if I’m more shocked by Spotify thinking ‘Divorced Dad Rock’ is my thing or them being right and I already have 90% of the songs on my playlist ffs 😂
FC Barcelona and Manchester United have reached an agreement for the loan of the player Marcus Rashford until 30 June 2026. The agreement also establishes an option to buy the English forward.
Yo, caveman style, hear my rap,
Mudryk's in a mess, caught in a trap.
Kicked ball good, but test went bad,
Meldonium found, now folks real mad.
He swears, "Me no cheat, me play fair!"
Says bad stuff snuck in, he unaware.
Chelsea got his back, says he clean,
But FA rules tough, they real mean.
Second test comin', truth to find,
Could be free or banned, losin' time.
Four years out? That’s caveman pain,
Like losin' hunt in pouring rain.
Truth’s a fog, we wait and see,
Mudryk’s fate, what it gonna be? https://t.co/BFoTHXdgYb