Passion Play Special ✝️🏗️💥
The actor playing Jesus was supposed to be raised 3 meters, but the crane operator misread the instructions and sent him up 30 meters instead. He lost consciousness mid-air.
Because nothing says “theological accuracy” like accidentally launching the Messiah into low Earth orbit. Ascension has never been this literal. 🚀💨
The IDF eliminated three Hamas commanders in the Gaza Strip, including a Nukhba commander who raided the Sufa outpost during the October 7 massacre.
Ashraf Mahmoud Yusuf Dahlan, a platoon commander in the East Jabalia Battalion who raided Israeli territory during the massacre; and Mahmoud Othman Abdullah Alwan, a Nukhba commander in the West Jabalia Battalion.
Philippines Special: Forced Conversion Package 🇯🇵🇵🇰🏠
A Japanese girl was rescued from a house occupied by Pakistani men. They forced her to convert to Islam and marry one of them. When she refused, they sexually assaulted her repeatedly and locked her in a room.
Western media stays silent because the perpetrators are Pakistani and Muslim.
Quran 4:24 already greenlit the “right hands possess” option centuries ago. Same-day marriage and captivity service is still available. 📖🔒💥
@UraniumGreen@IranObserver0 Incredible. You explained the exact electoral calculation, then pretended people were claiming they delayed “for the fun of it.” Peak reading comprehension.
The IDF eliminated three Nukhba terrorists, including one who participated in the abduction of Alexander Dancyg (may God avenge his blood) from Nir Oz.
Last week, in the southern Gaza Strip, the IDF eliminated Ahmed Muhammad Ahmed Baraka—a Hamas Nukhba terrorist who took part in the abduction of Israeli civilians on October 7, including Alexander Dancyg (may God avenge his blood), and assisted in holding hostages, among them Nimrod Cohen.
In a separate strike in the northern Gaza Strip, two additional Nukhba terrorists—Omar Awadallah and Mu'taz Mahmoud Muhammad al-Namr—were eliminated.