You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.
You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by โฆ100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.
You get to work, do your 9โ5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.
You return home, load โฆ1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, โBut last time, this same โฆ1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?โ
You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.
You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.