Nazzy

My favorite saying is “I want pizza, not your opinion” 🍕 but that’s only my inner monologue. Feel like Aggretsuko some days 🤘🏼

[B A R D I G R A S 🪩 @bardigras]

@defnotadino Never hold back a kind thought. it’s so meaningful when someone tells you that you had a positive impact on their life - it will mean more than you know for her to receive that.

[Nazzy @Nazzy505]

Woken up before 7am by minions and their only question is "can we finish watching Godzilla vs. Kong?" 😲 why yes, children, you may.

[Nazzy @Nazzy505]

I'm not crying you're crying 😭 💕

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The groom surprised the bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers 🥺

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Welcome to the Midwest

Winter is at 6 am
Spring is at 10 am
Summer is at 3 pm
Fall starts around 8pm

Dress accordingly

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

FYI Charlotte the stingray is not pregnant with shark rays (unfortunately impossible) but she is also not pregnant with clones of herself (also impossible) it's much weirder than that.

[Nazzy @Nazzy505]

Much excited to see if @NASAHUNCH shows anything from today's presentation for this year's competition in 😮 #mo #nasahunch #Innovation

[Susan L Combs @InsuranceVixen]

Listen in to this podcast interview on Helping Veterans Radio with Veterans For Peace as we discuss the #PancakesForRoger campaign and how we turned it into an official nonprofit this year!

Listen now at: https://t.co/CdpiciliDa

[Nazzy @Nazzy505]

And maybe I had some #gf pancakes for lunch as well... #pancakesforroger @VeteransClinic 🥞🥳

[Nazzy @Nazzy505]

#GF pancakes for #pancakesforroger @VeteransClinic in #mo

[hayl ⸆⸉ 🔸📀 | fate of ophelia @inmydream1and]

travis kelce just called taylor swift babygirl and then kissed her a hundred times on live tv and i am just supposed to go to work tomorrow

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Does anyone have any snackies?

[FDNY UFA @UFANYC]

It is with deep sorrow the UFA announces the passing of FF Bob Beckwith of L164. Bob is one of the heroes of 9/11 who stood tall for America, New York City and all New Yorkers, he spent many hours searching for the members we lost on that fateful day in 2001.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

"LISTENING PROBLEM"
✨an ADHD poem✨

Excuse me.

Look at me when I’m talking to you.

Are you listening?

What did I just say?

Repeat back what I just said.

That’s what I thought.

You don’t have a hearing problem, you have a *listening* problem.

Could you just pay attention for once?

-

I don’t feel like I’m asking for much.

You’re really testing my patience.

How many times have we talked about this?

I’m getting tired of repeating myself.

I’m starting to feel like a broken record.

We’ve been through this a thousand times.

When are you finally gonna get this through your skull?

-

It feels like you’re doing this on purpose.

If you wanted to, you would.

You’re smarter than this.

You just need to try harder.

Grow up.

It’s called being an adult.

-

Now, don’t you cop an attitude with me.

You’re always so dramatic.

I don’t wanna hear it.

Stop whining.

Tell your excuses to someone who cares.

Why do I even bother?

If you wanted to change, you would.

-

Oh, you’re “struggling” with your mental health?

You’re not doing this on purpose?

You want the benefit of the doubt?

You’re screaming for support at the top of your lungs?

I.

Don’t.

Wanna.

Hear.

It.

(So I won’t.)

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me here to talk it out whenever you want. Me will also supply cookies. 💙🍪 #EmotionalWellBeing

[Nate Bukaty @nate_bukaty]

My wife just let out an incredible scream, got up on the couch, and started jumping up and down after that Kelce TD.

“Umm, what is going on?”

“HE DID THE TAYLOR SWIFT HEART THING! HE DID THE TAYLOR SWIFT HEART THING!”

She’s never been half this excited about a football moment.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[Open deftly doors leading under cryptic Keeps... @jimmyITG]

@drjenwolkin 🤣🤣🤣

I was definitely one of those kids! I also got in trouble for correcting the teacher when she oversimplified the math by telling us we couldn't subtract the bigger number from the smaller (in 2nd Grade, but you damn well can!). 😅

And I wasn't diagnosed until 44. 🤷🤔

[Nazzy @Nazzy505]

lmao 💯

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Looks like he’s auditioning for a new Wes Anderson film

[Nazzy @Nazzy505]

@hellokmeetty [email protected] for the expense tracker pls and ty!