"Do I look fat in this?" I ask. "Yes", the doctor replies, "You look fat in everything, in much the same way that a dog looks like a dog in everything."
"Correct me if I'm wrong, Officer, but there is nothing in the rules prohibiting me from firing a pistol into the air like Yosemite Sam every time I lose a stock." The Officer smirked. I could tell he was a big supporter of the stream, and was only pretending to tase me.